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In his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|Q&A video]], Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] which warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is apparently worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville. | In his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|Q&A video]], Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] which warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is apparently worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville. | ||
In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 January 2009, Chris | In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 January 2009, Chris explains why the moon and not the sun: | ||
{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, IRC, 02 Jan 2009, 12:17}} | {{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, IRC, 02 Jan 2009, 12:17}} | ||
Revision as of 11:56, 17 March 2009
Also known as tobacco, this agricultural product contains a powerful stimulant and is commonly smoked, which people complain about, but little known is it can also be snuffed (snorted like cocaine) or chewed. Christian Weston Chandler hates tobacky almost as much as homos. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the moon.
In an ED edit from 10 November 2007, Chris said:
| “ | He [Chris] also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon. | ” |
In his Q&A video, Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in CWCville which warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is apparently worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville.
In an IRC chat from 02 January 2009, Chris explains why the moon and not the sun:
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris, IRC, 02 Jan 2009, 12:17 | ||
For someone who claimed to have an IQ of "over 300" later in the aforementioned chat, the fact of space being a vacuum escapes him.
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