Twitter

“	NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!	”
Chris's initial reaction

“	...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.	”
Chris turns his coat much faster than good ol' Machiavelli

“	SHUT UP!	”
Chris's first tweet tells us exactly what he really thinks

Twitter is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While Twitter has proven that it is a very useful website for many causes, it still could perhaps be described as a fad that is here to stay; there's no denying that there's probably something fad-like about it if even Chris thinks Twitter is a fad.

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, CWCSonichu, when the CWCipedia administrator insisted on adding a live Sonichu Twitter feed on the CWCipedia Mailbag page, and later the CWCipedia front page. The live feed was promptly overrun by trolls, so Chris was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the gay allegations that were flying around.

The reason why Chris prefixes his tweets with "C.C. Sonichu says:" is that the Sonichu Twitter feed picks up all mentions of the word "Sonichu". (Go on! Try it out! You know you want to! Twitter-savvy people may want to use #sonichu hashtag instead — it works just as well.)

Chris apparently has no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of time, Chris appears to think Twitter is just a normal blog that somehow splits the messages in 140 character chunks. This obviously makes following and replying to him hard and makes it almost impossible to actually read his updates. Hence, the following chronological list.

Chris's Twitter ramblings

Text	Time
SHUT UP!	27 December 2009, 03:26 UTC
I, Christian Weston Chandler, DO NOT SUPPORT GAY LIFE WHATSOEVER!	27 December 2009, 03:27 UTC
Listen to me, Clyde Cash and Jack Thadius are BOTH GOD DAMN TROLLS! DO NOT LISTEN TO EITHER OF THEM!	27 December 2009, 03:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: This is a test for the Twitter Feed on the Cwcipedia.	28 December 2009, 17:49 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for uploading late; fell asleep early; plan to adjust upload time accordingly; it's all cool.	28 December 2009, 17:56 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer mailbag later today; had to shovel snow; have more chores to do; stay safe, well and straight.	28 December 2009, 17:57 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have just replied to the set of letters in the 23rd mailbag; I detest the homos and all people who continue to lable me	29 December 2009, 00:58 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I, Christian Weston Chandler, am Straight, and I will remain as such FOREVER; Quit Mislabeling ME and my characters!	29 December 2009, 01:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I am very sick and tired having to deal with any letters and discussions from people who are GROSSLY In Error on the fact	29 December 2009, 01:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu Says: I had to CORRECT one whole letter, sending the wrong original into the Reject Mailbag. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL...	29 December 2009, 01:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...WITH THAT GOD DAMN CRAP!	29 December 2009, 01:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: *taking deep breaths*	29 December 2009, 01:03 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I'm going to answer the Common Questions now; afterwards, if you have any questions, you may check for it being answered	29 December 2009, 01:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And if your question is not there, then you may ask it in your letter; I do not like to repeat myself, that is my...	29 December 2009, 01:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Father's Job; repeating himself in speech. UGH!!!!	29 December 2009, 01:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I've just finished the Common Questions. To answer a Tweeted Question, Minute Maid Lemonade or Coca Cola.	29 December 2009, 01:34 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Recent Cwcipedia Updates: Answered two mailbags; Started Community Link List; Adjusting schedule for biological clock fix	30 December 2009, 01:55 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I am coloring in the current pair of pages; one of which along with a few future pages will have real-life me within...	30 December 2009, 21:38 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: After coloring is completed, I will log in, answer more letters and a couple of other updates. Thank you for paitience.	30 December 2009, 21:41 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I am up-to-date now on all of the mailbags; I also added a new featured video I feel teaches a most important lesson.	31 December 2009, 03:18 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed and uploaded two new pages for Book 10; I will answer another mailbag later this afternoon...	31 December 2009, 17:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: NO ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX, and as Captain of this Cwcipedia, I will be respetected.	31 December 2009, 17:06 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I answered another mailbag; I answered more Common Questions for the F.A.Q.; feeling tired, will rest then start next...	31 December 2009, 23:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...pages.	31 December 2009, 23:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed my updates for the day; 2 more pages for 10th book; another mailbag and more F.A.Q.s answered...	02 January 2010, 02:11 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says:...and I assert my right as Captain of Cwcipedia with My Own Ads around the site that I FULLY SUPPORT...	02 January 2010, 02:12 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day.	02 January 2010, 02:12 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have just noticed the Cwcipedia is back up; I was in middle of drawing a 6th page; decided to take a break and check...	05 January 2010, 01:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer two mailbags tonight; I will upload the 6 pages from today and the past weekend tomorrow around noon, EST.	05 January 2010, 01:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have learned from my mistake; I promise not to dwell on Jack's Ads (at least they're non-offensive right now)...	05 January 2010, 01:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And the Cwcipedia has some money to last for months to years anyway; I will not repeat the mistake I have made recently.	05 January 2010, 01:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for the downtime, and I appreciate all of y'all's loyalty and patience; Stay Safe, and have a good day.	05 January 2010, 01:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Minor setback, I am having trouble logging in; I'm looking into it with the SysOp; If I don't update tonight...	05 January 2010, 02:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says:...I will definitely update tomorrow.	05 January 2010, 02:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Good evening; I apologize for being late; had a trip with family and chores to do earlier...	06 January 2010, 03:24 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Anyway, I have 5 more pages to be uploaded shortly; will answer another mailbag after uploading.	06 January 2010, 03:25 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: will have another pair of pages tomorrow as usual. Enjoy the set of pages for now...	06 January 2010, 03:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...and I hope Clyde and Jack get the MESSAGE of if they do not make ammends for their misdeeds, devils will gnash theirs.	06 January 2010, 03:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have another pair of pages; I will answer another mailbag; not much else at the moment; Stay Safe.	07 January 2010, 03:03 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have two more pages; expect a few fun moments the next few pages leading from P 38; since ad in intro box is gone...	08 January 2010, 02:57 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will change the introduction icon with the absence of the quote as promised; and I will answer another mailbag.StaySafe	08 January 2010, 02:58 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: With current log-in troubles, I do have announcements to make within the next bunch of Tweets, so Pleas Pay Attention!!!	13 January 2010, 03:19 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still..	13 January 2010, 03:20 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: .Illegal and Wrong.	13 January 2010, 03:21 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are...	13 January 2010, 03:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them	13 January 2010, 03:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To Alec: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT,...	13 January 2010, 03:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that	13 January 2010, 03:24 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their	13 January 2010, 03:24 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on	13 January 2010, 03:25 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.	13 January 2010, 03:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To Evan George: I offered to make Simonchu and Simonla Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hate	13 January 2010, 03:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: The offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating	13 January 2010, 03:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.	13 January 2010, 03:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To Sean: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they	13 January 2010, 03:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, METAL SONICHU is NOT a secondary character; HE will be	13 January 2010, 03:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.	13 January 2010, 03:29 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Bill is still working within Giovanni's Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around	13 January 2010, 03:29 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Blake. The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual	13 January 2010, 03:30 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by	13 January 2010, 03:31 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.	13 January 2010, 03:34 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And to all those who I offended about the talk with Aspergers, I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with	13 January 2010, 03:35 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals.	13 January 2010, 03:35 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.	13 January 2010, 03:36 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Thank you.	13 January 2010, 03:36 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will repeat once more; I have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR his Asperchu AT ALL, and Asperchu is NOT MINE.	15 January 2010, 05:34 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Now then, Another two pages are up; Crystal is OUT OF THE MIRROR. I will answer some Mailbag Questions tonight.	15 January 2010, 05:35 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Note though, not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the Round-Hole Bin.	15 January 2010, 05:36 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Also, IGNORE Alec and his Asperchu; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS, and ALL things OUTSIDE the Cwcipedia	15 January 2010, 05:37 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And ALL "Quotes" that are on HIS Asperpedia that he labels are from me, UNLESS those EXACT Quotes are on the Cwcipedia...	15 January 2010, 05:38 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...I NEVER SAID THOSE "Quotes" AT ALL. Thank you all for your continued loyalty, and Please encourage the Return of all	15 January 2010, 05:39 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: who have turned to the Dark Side that is also Currently known as Asperpedia. Thank you again for your Loyalty.  :)	15 January 2010, 05:40 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Just a minor update to inform y'all about the old spanish expression...	15 January 2010, 22:39 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Tu nessicitas U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L para ganar felicidad por vida.	15 January 2010, 22:40 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Learn its pronunciation in my latest YouTube video. I will have two more pages up later. Stay Safe and have a good day.	15 January 2010, 22:41 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I had to do a bit of research for a few pages, but I am halfway done and will have a LOT of new pages uploaded later.	18 January 2010, 09:41 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have the pages completed and ready for upload; get ready for a 12-Page Explosion! And there is one explosion too.	19 January 2010, 10:20 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will also answer a mailbag or two after uploading; await and enjoy within this half-hour.	19 January 2010, 10:21 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Congratulate me, I have created my own template, the new CWC-Supported Advertisement; in this box is a current...	21 January 2010, 04:59 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...event or function that I highly agree on and I feel we should support; ONLY I will have control to this ONE Ad box...	21 January 2010, 05:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...should ANYONE other than myself change or tamper with it will see trouble from me personally. Thank you for your...	21 January 2010, 05:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...cooperation. Also, I will be answering Mailbag(s) tonight. Enjoy the new Poster-Art, and Stay Safe.	21 January 2010, 05:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I am still working on another set of pages; I will have them uploaded later today; I will now answer the current mailbag.	22 January 2010, 11:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the SAW movies; Bloody and Gorey? No.	22 January 2010, 11:06 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have not. So unless you have strong constitutions, I highly recommend Staying a Sonichu Fan and leaving Alec for good.	22 January 2010, 11:07 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: With the Exception of that One Time, OUTSIDE of the Comic Pages, I would Never draw Blood and Gore within my pages.	22 January 2010, 11:08 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I promise you that; My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them.	22 January 2010, 11:09 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and have a good day.	22 January 2010, 11:09 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag...	25 January 2010, 20:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the...	25 January 2010, 20:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and...	25 January 2010, 20:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before...	25 January 2010, 20:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...with the addition of one page at least; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much...	25 January 2010, 20:03 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check...	25 January 2010, 20:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as...	25 January 2010, 20:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Most Honorable and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group. Stay Safe, and have a good day.	25 January 2010, 20:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have just uploaded 6 new pages onto the Cwcipedia; My biological clock has been fickle lately, and that is why I've...	30 January 2010, 02:48 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...been unable to log on and update at the past usual times, I have been crashing early in the late PM; May have finally	30 January 2010, 02:48 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...found a routine I can deal with daily; will answer latest mailbag letters tomorrow morning at about 11, my time.	30 January 2010, 02:51 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and please protest against Mao on the Asperpedia about the overcrowding ads on the Cwcipedia.	30 January 2010, 02:52 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Book # 10 is Completed in a Bundle Update of Pages; Also meet Wild Sonichu's Daughter, Sandy; Thank you all who have...	25 February 2010, 06:52 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...have sent me Birthday Greetings, with the exception of the Asperchu Four: Alec, Evan, Mao and Sean.	25 February 2010, 06:53 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Sean is the LEAST OFFENSIVE and the WEAKEST of the four; he is a Drug-Headed Loser; read his attorney defense in court.	25 February 2010, 06:54 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Happy Christian Love Day to All, and to all Stay Safe.	25 February 2010, 06:54 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Captain's Log: Stardate, March 1, 2010. My father went to the hospital last night at 3 AM with a case of congested...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Heart Failure; he will be back out in a couple of days, but I have had a loong, stressful day. I only got 4 hours...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...of sleep; I will resume daily updates later this week; Redrawing of the last few pages of Book 10 are in the works...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...so Alec, his crew and I can be on peaceful terms, and that we can all move on with better stories that are more...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...cannon to all things Sonichu and Rosechu. I am also working on the pages for Book 11; will upload all that I will...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...have for Book 11 on the Sonichu 10th Anniversary date of March 17, 2010. Currently, daily updates will mostly...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...consist of Mailbag Answerings, Bio Page Creations, Captain's Log Updates, etc. I appreciate your loyalty and...	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...patience, and Also, thank yous go out to all who have sent me Positive E-Mails and USMail Letters, cards and presents.	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: With opposite feelings towards the few who sent me Offensive, Graphically Inappropriate "Fanart". But I know all about..	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: ...4Chan's Favorite Rule 18. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Die with less hatred and even less attention from me, period.	01 March 2010
C.C. Sonichu says: To everyone, I bid you a good and safe day.	01 March 2010

External links

• Chris's Official and Originial Microblog
• Live feed