Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever
Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever is a video in which Chris is bashes on PewDiePie and asks for more money.
Description
| This is Felix; he resides in the U.K.; NOT in Ruckersville, VA, United States of America.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PewDiePie Please, Do Not Send any mail addressed to him to My home address. via YouTube Capture |
Video
| Update 1/29/2016 | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 29 January 2016 |
| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| Shirt | blue turtleneck |
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| previous Update 1/25/2016 | |
Transcript
[Elevator music playing in background]
Hello everybody on the internet today. Nuh- Once again, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my own desk. [touches Sonichu Amiibo] My own figures and everything. Brought to you courteously from my own shop. [puts hand on binder with shop name] Cwcville Shopping! [taps image on binder] Online and I have my own binder catalog as well, yadda yadda. Anyway, do shopping, whatever, all that good stuff.
I am making this video as of- uh- matter of- of- has come to my attention for a while now, but it's of minor importance, but it's not um, tired of it, so I'm bringing it up. I want to bring up the uh, matter of one, uh, "Felix... Arvid... Ulf... Kjellberg" also known on the internet as "Pew... Die... Pie." I keep gettin- I'm- every now and then I keep getting mail that goes out to this guy. And, I have his Wikipedia [unintelligible] here which I'll post the link to this below this video [unintelligible]. [holds phone to camera with PewDiePie's Wikipedia image on the screen] Seriously. Does this guy look anything like me? No! This is not me whatsoever! And I do not know this person at all! [pulls phone away] Lord- Lords know- Lord knows where he is but okay, yeah, he's reside- he's residing currently in the UK. And he was born in Sweden. Not Ruckersville, Virginia. This is not me. I am not this Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie. You have the wrong address. Stop sending mail to this guy at my address. Okay? Cause it's annoying. I don't even know where this guy- and I do not know where this guy lives whatsoever. And I thought, for a long time, I thought it was prank mail. But I look him up on the internet today, and I find his Wikipedia article. So once again, [dog barks in background, Chris shows image on phone again and points at it] NOT this guy. [elbow hits binder and it falls over] Not Felix. [picks up binder and fixes it] He does not live here whatsoever. There is no Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie here at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, whatsoever. Okay? [pulls phone away]
And, uh, let's see. I have more- I have uh, more money coming in and I'll be shipping everything out uh, after the weekend's over. I have some more things- I have some more medallions and whatever to make over the weekend. I'll get everything shipped out on about Monday. Thank you, and have a good, blessed day.