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Revision as of 10:49, 4 October 2009
You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!! is the gallery of fail Chris added to his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article in March 2008 [1] in an attempt to show self humility.
What Chris fails to understand is that 1) people can tell the difference between fact and fiction and ex-cathedra proclamations that clearly show that the speaker doesn't understand this is a little bit unsettling, and 2) readers actually prefer that fictional characters have some weaknesses (we in the industry call this "depth"), albeit generally a bit more believable and less crippling than what's seen here.
It is presented here exactly as it originally appeared in ED.
You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!
And it is shown in the following clips:
- SchuComic5Cover.jpg
I let myself get taunted and jeered to the max.
I Called Myself a FREAK!
I had my head rubbed vigerously against a rough carpet.
And it left me shedding Tears of Blood.
I set my ASS ON FIRE!
- MajorWedgie.jpg
I was given the worst wedgie of my life!
I crashed full-speed into walls!
I got DRENCHED in Soda, turned bad from the accident.
- Dogpile.jpg
I was piled on by a bunch of Jerkops.
I led a comet into a path of my self-destruction.
I was gripped by mattalic digits by my head.
The bad guys don't play fair!
And I dropped myself.
I had major headaches.
I got hit in the head for showing affection for my sweetest Megan.
Not to mention being BEAT UP Numerously.
I got my ass handed to me by someone old enough to be my mom.
Grossed Myself the FREAK OUT!
I let myself fall into an ABYSS.
- IgnoredMyself.jpg
I ignored myself.
Drew myself Stupidly.
I've worn myself unconsious.
And I served myself on a Silver Platter!
