Escort

Escort may refer to:

• Ford Escort, the car Chris drove at the time of his discovery until c. 2011/2
• A politically correct term for a prostitute or hooker:
  • Hooker incident, the trolling act of sending prostitutes to 14BC
  • Carlos Chantor, the alias Chris used during his failed career of being an escort
  • Mia Hamm, the hooker Chris paid to fuck in 2012
  • Stephanie Bustcakes, another attempt from Chris to be an escort