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20:17, 4 March 2026 ‎Escort (hist | edit) ‎[494 bytes] ‎FokkerTISM (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Escort''' may refer to: * Son-Chu#Ford Escort, the car Chris drove at the time of his discovery until c. 2011/2 * Mia Hamm, the hooker Chris paid to fuck in 2012 {{disambiguation}}")
15:39, 2 March 2026 ‎March 2026 social media posts (hist | edit) ‎[728 bytes] ‎Eamoo (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during March 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on X from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). {{Social media}}")
06:03, 24 February 2026 ‎Spiritual Love Day, February 24 (hist | edit) ‎[4,310 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Spiritual Love Day, February 24''' is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 24 February 2026, also Chris's birthday. ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = Spiritual Love Day, February 24 | video = {{#ev:youtube|IFfeOn_tix0}} | stardate = 24 February 2026 | subject = | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}} | saga = | shirt = | previous = Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, P...")
20:36, 19 February 2026 ‎HarmonyCon Snitch (hist | edit) ‎[1,848 bytes] ‎PsychoNerd054 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Needs Updating|February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative}} On 13 February 2026 Chris attempted to attend the BronyCon HarmonyCon in Dallas, Texas. Despite all of his efforts to keep his cover, and even trying to hand out business cards in the chance that he does get caught, someone at the convention '''snitched''' on Chris, reporting him to the guards. In typical Chris fashion, the snitch had become...")
22:30, 18 February 2026 ‎Ultimate Miracle Prelude (hist | edit) ‎[825 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Ultimate Miracle Prelude''' is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 18 February 2026. ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = Ultimate Miracle Prelude | video = {{#ev:youtube|NTvX-lKd-l8}} | stardate = 18 February 2026 | subject = | style = | saga = | shirt = | previous = I Reiterate | next = }} ==Transcript== {{transcript}} Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026 ...")
18:52, 18 February 2026 ‎I Reiterate (hist | edit) ‎[8,031 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""'''I Reiterate'''" is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 18 February 2026. Chris, frustrated that his video "addressing" the 2021 incest scandal wasn't changing anyone's mind, decided to essentially recreate the video, providing no new information, making it even more useless than the original. ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = I Reiterate | video...")
14:41, 16 February 2026 ‎16 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[3,404 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{transcription}} This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 16 February 2026. ==Happy Happy Birthday to you Greg== Tagged as "Birthday for Greg"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/699348d6b3fd23c114fab804</ref> {{Infobox/video | name = Happy Happy Birthday to you Greg | video = {{#ev:youtube|}} | stardate = 16 February 2026 | subject = {{Marketing|text}} | style = {{Reason|text}} | Sa...")
19:33, 14 February 2026 ‎Redemption Arc (hist | edit) ‎[3,390 bytes] ‎PsychoNerd054 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{quote|I am in my Redemption Arc. Please be kind to me, I have repented. All of you should be Soul Searching.|What Chris wrote on a business card before getting kicked out of HarmonyCon and shouting at random people.}} thumb|300px In fiction, a character, usually a villainous one, goes through a "'''redemption arc'''" when they go through a significant change to atone for their past actions. Outside of fictio...") originally created as "Redemption arc"
18:01, 14 February 2026 ‎14 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[5,117 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{transcription}} This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 7 February 2026. ==Birthday for Maurice== Tagged as "Birthday for Maurice"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/6990be5f910daceb776959d3</ref> {{Infobox/video | name = Birthday for Maurice | video = {{#ev:youtube|}} | stardate = 14 February 2026 | subject = {{Marketing|text}} | style = {{Reason|text}} | Saga = {{Revel...")
20:32, 13 February 2026 ‎HarmonyCon (hist | edit) ‎[7,724 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{stub}} thumb|250px|Chris at HarmonyCon. '''HarmonyCon''' is a brony convention in Dallas, Texas. Chris attended in February 2026, although he was removed by staff on day 1. ==Videos== Category:Conventions Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026")
12:15, 12 February 2026 ‎Luann (hist | edit) ‎[8,237 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Luann''' is a newspaper comic strip created by Greg Evans which began in 1985. In 2012, Evans' daughter Karen Evans began cowriting the strip. Chris began reading the comic strip on 1 November 2022 while he was in jail. Chris enjoys the dry humor from the comic strip. On 5 November 2022, while reading the comic strip about the {{w|National Novel Writing Month|NaNoWriMo}} 50,000-word novel challenge, Chris was inspired to write the extensive ''C...")
18:38, 11 February 2026 ‎Mewgenics (hist | edit) ‎[3,486 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{stub}} thumb|Official promotional art for Mewgenics, referencing the cover of [[Sonichu 0.]] '''''Mewgenics''''' is a tactical role-playing roguelike life simulation video game developed by Edmund McMillen and Tyler Glaiel. ==Gallery== <gallery><center> File:Edmund McMillen Mewgenics comic, Chris art.jpeg|Chris's contribution to the ''Mewgenics'' comic discovered. File:Sonichu cat.png|A digital close-up of the Sonichu (ch...")
04:09, 9 February 2026 ‎9 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[3,165 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (This one is hilarious)
00:32, 9 February 2026 ‎8 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[3,761 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Incomplete}} This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 8 February 2026. ==Roast for Noah Powley== ==Advice for Juicy== {{Paid Videos}} {{BusinessList}} Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026")
02:18, 8 February 2026 ‎Videos Chris uploaded to TikTok (hist | edit) ‎[10 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Articles for all videos that Chris uploaded to his TikTok account. Category:Videos by source")
02:12, 8 February 2026 ‎New High score (hist | edit) ‎[1,148 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''New High score #tetris''' is a video uploaded to Chris's TikTok account on 24 January 2026. The video shows Chris's achieving a high score of 634177 on a Tetris arcade machine, surpassing all previous players. ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = New High score #tetris | video = https://www.tiktok.com/@christinechandler829/video/7598827709355019542 | stardate = 24 January 2026 | subject = {{Video games|text}} | style...")
00:39, 8 February 2026 ‎7 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[3,268 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Incomplete}} This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 5 February 2026. ==Jared Bates Birthday== ==Julia Birthday== ==Fathers Day== {{Paid Videos}} {{BusinessList}} Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026")
00:41, 6 February 2026 ‎5 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[3,468 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Incomplete}} This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 5 February 2026. ==Dimensional Merge Question==  ==Roast for The Hootenanny my group of friends== {{Infobox/video | name = Roast for The Hootenanny my group of friends | video = {{#ev:youtube|C0_jqwD3yZ4}} | stardate = 5 February 2026 | subject = {{Marketing|text}} | style = {{Reason|text}} | Saga = {...")
04:25, 5 February 2026 ‎4 February 2026 Cameo videos (hist | edit) ‎[28,617 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Just moving the videos to a different page.) originally created as "February 2026 Cameo videos"
17:37, 4 February 2026 ‎Cameo (hist | edit) ‎[2,334 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|200px|Chris's Cameo profile picture. '''{{w|Cameo (website)|Cameo}}''' is a website that allows fans to send some basic information to celebrities, who then use that to send personalized video messages to fans' friends, loved ones, or to the fans themselves. Chris joined the platform on 4 February 2026, the same day he joined Ko-fi, not so subtly being desperate for quick money. ==Profile==...")
03:04, 4 February 2026 ‎Ko-fi (hist | edit) ‎[1,442 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Ko-fi''' is a website used by content creators to raise money. Chris joined in February 2026, accidentally referring to it as "lo-fi" in his post introducing his profile.<ref>February 2026 social media posts#Ko-fi</ref> ==Chris's profile== '''Saving Up''' My aim is to save up some money for the future while also continuing on with what is Light Powered and good, as well as my other passion projects. '''About''' Yep. It is I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu P...")
05:16, 2 February 2026 ‎Son Chu Vs Mikoto (hist | edit) ‎[4,770 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (I might need to check when she changed the description...)
22:42, 1 February 2026 ‎February 2026 social media posts (hist | edit) ‎[61,653 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during February 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on Twitter from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). ==Disliking new Transformers figure== 1 February 3:59 PM Posted to Chris's Twitter. {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=TFW2005|Transformers Age Of The Primes Voyager Nexus Prime Co...")
13:57, 31 January 2026 ‎Reading Chaos Crystal Control (hist | edit) ‎[11,683 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control''' is a series of videos published to Chris's YouTube channel, starting on 19 January 2026. In the series, Chris narrates his Chaos Crystal Control story, an installment to the ''Sonichu'' series. He seemingly decided to start reading over from the beginning, as he had already read Act 4 and JCWCSP Dramatic Reading - Chaos Crystal Contr...")
13:02, 30 January 2026 ‎Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video (hist | edit) ‎[6,251 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video''' is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 30 January 2026")
14:33, 29 January 2026 ‎Doctor (hist | edit) ‎[809 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Disambiguation}} '''Doctor''' may refer to: *'''Bill Schwartz''', a genetics researcher from ''Sonichu'' who created Blake Sonichu *'''Bruce Johnson, PhD''', Chris's principal from Nathanael Greene Elementary School *'''Doctor McGovern''', Chris's primary physician *'''Doctor Perron''', an alias used by trolls to con Rocky into giving information about Chris *'''Doctor Robotnik''', a villain...")
16:25, 27 January 2026 ‎Commodore 64 Ultimate Review (hist | edit) ‎[3,700 bytes] ‎FromtheWordsofBR (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Incomplete}} {{Ongoing}} '''Commodore 64 Ultimate Review''' is a duo of videos uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel, wherein he unboxes and reviews the Commodore 64 Ultimate, an FPGA-based remake of the original computer system. The first part was uploaded on 26 January 2026. ==Part 1 - Unboxing== {{Infobox/video | name = Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing | video = {{#ev:youtube|WSUxJXNtebA}} | stardate...")
19:36, 21 January 2026 ‎June 2019 Patreon posts (hist | edit) ‎[5,668 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This page is a partial archive of Chris's major Patreon posts from June 2019. ==Back on drawing track== 28 June {{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I most humbly apologize for the lack of content and book shipment all of this time. I have sincerely been preoccupied between my actual duties as CPU Blue Heart over Cwcville and Comma, and the funds I got from y’all ended up sincerely and directly going towards the bills, including the Mortgage. Priorities and responsi...")
01:49, 19 January 2026 ‎Doctor McGovern (hist | edit) ‎[6,104 bytes] ‎Hurtful Truth Level (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Person |image = McGovern.png |title = Doctor McGovern |occupation = Family physician |gender = Male |race = White |nationality = American }} '''Doctor McGovern''' is a family physician with a practice in Charlottesville, VA. He served as Chris's physician for a number of years. A comment from Chris suggests that McGovern may also have been Barbara's physician as well.<ref name=sept>September 2018 social media posts#Dynamics between Chris and Barb</r...")
15:23, 15 January 2026 ‎TikTok (hist | edit) ‎[3,041 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''TikTok''' is a social media and short-form online video platform owned by Chinese Internet company ByteDance.")
10:43, 15 January 2026 ‎An Extended Chat With Bobby (hist | edit) ‎[12,613 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Redirected page to Chat with Bobby C.) Tag: New redirect
15:51, 10 January 2026 ‎Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense (hist | edit) ‎[23,104 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with " ==GE Defense Part 1== On 5 January 2026, Chris uploaded the ending skit portion of Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay edited to add zoom ins and make updates. He also uploaded a subtitled version. The videos also contains GE Defense Part 1 scenes that were a part of the Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies videos later that day. ===Without Subtitles=== {{Infobox/video | name...")
16:53, 9 January 2026 ‎Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered (hist | edit) ‎[1,158 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "After breaking his Shattered Glass Optimus Prime Transformers figure Chis filmed and uploaded '''Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered''' to his YouTube channel on 9 January 2026 as a YouTube Short. ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered | video = {{#ev:youtube|37MqxJSEA18}} | stardate = 9 January 2026 | subject = | style = {{Tragedy|text}} | previous...")
19:43, 5 January 2026 ‎January 2026 livestreams (hist | edit) ‎[13,940 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "These are livestreams filmed by Chris in January 2026. ==Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie== ===Video=== {{Infobox/video | name = Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie | video = {{#ev:youtube|mYsJFQwr468}} | stardate = 5 January 2026 | subject = |style = {{Reason|text}} | Saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}} | other = {{Live|text}} | previous = | next = }}...")
01:21, 3 January 2026 ‎Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies (hist | edit) ‎[67,684 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''' will be a video premiered to Chris's YouTube channel on 5 January 2026. The video itself was finished by 30 November 2025.<ref>November 2025 social media posts#TLUM movie premiere date</ref> ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies | video = {{#ev:youtube...")
19:07, 31 December 2025 ‎Sightings (2026) (hist | edit) ‎[5,935 bytes] ‎Eamoo (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him banned from the places he's been to, as doing so won't work well in your favor. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the ''most'' that you should do is get some kind of documentation of Chris, but never to directly engage with him.}} {{ongoing}} Since his release from jail in 2023, '''sightings''' of Chri...")
19:05, 31 December 2025 ‎January 2026 social media posts (hist | edit) ‎[47,035 bytes] ‎Eamoo (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during January 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on Twitter from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). {{Social media}}")
15:24, 31 December 2025 ‎Chat with Bobby C. (hist | edit) ‎[3,200 bytes] ‎Master (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{AbsentChris}} '''Chat with Bobby C.''' are 2 YouTube videos posted by user ThePCAssassins on 30 April 2011. The videos were both Lost Media until the first part was uncovered by Statustjej in December 2025, however the second part remains lost.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-pcassassins-calls/ThePCassassins+Chat+with+Bobby+Part+1+from+4-30-11.mp4</ref> ==Part 1== {{Infobox/Audiofile | name = ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby C. Par...")
11:38, 25 December 2025 ‎Editing CC-82 Review Video (hist | edit) ‎[2,106 bytes] ‎Ayumu Kasuga (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Editing CC-82 Review Video''' is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 25 December 2025. The video was recorded late at night on 28 May 2025, crossing over into midnight of 29 May. The video itself is Chris editing the Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form video for over an hour and a half. ==Video== {{Infobox/video | name = Editing CC-82 Review Video | video = {{#ev:youtube|PAactSKhJf8}}...")
15:37, 8 December 2025 ‎Cwclight Catalog (hist | edit) ‎[62,600 bytes] ‎Dodo Conservative (talk | contribs) (Created page with " ===Sonichu Medallions=== ====Official Christ Chan Sonichu Medallion==== *Listed 20 September 2024 *Price: $40 {{quotebox|(PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION) I have returned to the world to bring you these True and Authentic medallions. I have stated a mission of spreading Light Power and good to as many people as possible, with these mass produced medallions being a method of delivery. Handcrafted to my specifications and with my blessing, these are made in Virginia on an...") originally created as "Cwclight Catalogue"

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