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Another attempt at getting sympathy and attention. I should have known that Chris was too much of a prick to make a video in memory of someones passing. --Edward 20:39, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps we should rename this page "Chris Bores his Fanbase". --BreadGod 20:41, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

call it what it is, Captain's log, Star date May 14 2010

I agree, Chris directly said it was a Captain's Log albeit in his weird tardspeak. --Thorgnzorrg 21:18, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Punishment for Murder - 20 years. Punishment for smoking - 10 years. There is no facepalm that can truly represent his twisted perspective anymore--SargentPickles 18:08, 15 May 2010 (EST)

"I am a good man"

No you're not, Chris..No you're not.. CrookedSmirk 21:04, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

  • It's speculated that Chris may have been called a creep by a girl. "Hey, at least I'm not murdering girls! I'm a good man!"--Da-zen-man 21:49, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Makes sense to me. Chris-logic at work.--Beat 23:34, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Another new shirt?

Is there any word on why Chris has had a different shirt in all of his latest videos? He only had the same shirts for years and then he suddenly shows up with a bunch of crummy tag sale t-shirts. --Caboose -1 21:55, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

  • Snorlax must have taken him to a garage sale or some shit. But I do indeed love this new shirt, in an ironic sense.--MoarLurk 22:00, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I think that, as you said, Snorlax must have picked up some new shirts from goodwill or the salvation army or whatever. In my opinion though, I think Snorlax picked up a whole load some time ago, and that we just keep seeing new shirts because his videos are less frequent now, and he just happens to wear one of the new batch when he makes them. But thats not important any more. My real question is: Whatever happened to the red and blue striped clown shirt he used to wear? I miss that shirt. It was the definition of who Chris is to the outside world. --Edward 23:40, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
  • He probably outgrew it. It was stretched to capacity most of the time he wore it.Machop
    • Maybe it broke because of his gut.J0haely 01:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Well it seems that, while still blaming his problems on other people, he's at least becoming somewhat aware of how others see him. So maybe he's trying to update his wardrobe to something a bit more normal-looking. --DrKroner 04:05, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I have the feeling that Chris tries to emulate some "Cool Kid" he met somewhere. Barbara seems to be way too old to buy a "Mount And Dew Me" t-shirt to the Man-Child. I think he tries to ditch the "Original Chris" look for a more "relax" wardrobe while making the choices by himself. This might indicate two things; Chris loves to dress like trailer trash and Barbara stopped caring about what he looks. Griffintown 05:03, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I'm amazed that he decided to wear a shirt that says "I got what I deserved" (what it looks like it says) while attempting to make people believe that he cared about this girl's death. He seemed to discuss her more to prove that he looks at stuff other than porn & comics, then moved on to his own problems. Meeko 14:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)meeko

updated template

i updated the captain's log template, but didn't tamper with the video's title, though shouldn't it be renamed to captain's log may 15, since that's what it says there.J0haely 00:09, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Note that...

  • Yet another lack of empathy, no concren for the family of the girl, Chris is more concern because there is another boyfriend free-girl that he couldn't bang, seriously, look closely the times he frowns, its because he remembers something, its most likely a girl called him on his bs. But it also looks like he learned that The internet women he meets are all trolls now. also 2:23.Basgon 07:16, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I might picking daisies on this but anyone noticed that he want to give to the guy a jail sentence for the shock of the girl's murder had on society and not the murder itself? You can't have less empathy for that. He's more busy thinking about how society would look at the murder instead of putting himself in the shoes of the victim and contemplating death. Griffintown 13:41, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
  • New entry for Chris and Death anyone? --Edward 14:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

About the murder case in question

(1) Is there a reason we're not referring to Yeardley Love by her name? The whole country knows who she is by now. (2) Do you have a source for claiming that she cheated on that guy? Senzuri 14:57, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

  • We are here to document Chris, not the things in society he's talking about. As far as I can tell, I don't even see the need to dwell on that piece of news unless for the parts that makes Chris tick. Griffintown 16:23, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
If we don't need to dwell on the murder case itself, then there's no need to say that her killer was her boyfriend (I believe he was her ex) or that she was cheating on him (I've seen no source on that). So I've edited it to simply refer to "the Yeardley Love murder case."Senzuri 05:19, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Name suggestion

From one of the comments on the cwcvillelibrary's page on YT, I suggest "murder he wrote" as the title Dkd 19:59, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

  • I second the motion put forth by Dkd. --Caboose -1 00:52, 26 July 2010 (UTC)