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Chris describes his teeth as '''fangs'''. Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|effects]] as [[Biological clock|well]]). The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.
'''CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers''' is a name to a trilogy of videos posted on 10 [[July 2009]] by [[Chris]] for three individuals: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and [[BILLY MAYS|oxycleanfanatic2264]]. Their accounts were already closed when the videos were posted.


Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.
Deemed "too hot for [[YouTube]]" for Chris's very blunt and inflammatory rhetoric (wherein he called individuals [[Slow-in-the-minds|retards]] and told them to [[Death threats|go kill themselves]]), it led to his account immediately being banned. Luckily, [[Trolls#The Miscreants|a brave patriot]] discovered them when they were new and mirrored them, allowing them to then be archived by the [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] for great justice. Each video begins with Chris holding up a piece of paper with the user's name written on it and playing the same recorded disclaimer in the background.


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CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers is a name to a trilogy of videos posted on 10 July 2009 by Chris for three individuals: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. Their accounts were already closed when the videos were posted.

Deemed "too hot for YouTube" for Chris's very blunt and inflammatory rhetoric (wherein he called individuals retards and told them to go kill themselves), it led to his account immediately being banned. Luckily, a brave patriot discovered them when they were new and mirrored them, allowing them to then be archived by the TheCWCvilleLibrary for great justice. Each video begins with Chris holding up a piece of paper with the user's name written on it and playing the same recorded disclaimer in the background.

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