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(ok, it's nice that the Tori Amos stuff was added, but it's so irrelevant, and probably violates CWCki policy of excessively criticizing Chris)
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'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of "[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]]" by[[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]]. Chris doing a cover of a Tori Amos song is extremely ironic, as Amos is an [[Women's rights|outspoken feminist]] who has founded a [[Wikipedia:RAINN|organization that helps]] [[Chris and rape|raped and abused women]], is well known for being very [[True and Loyal Fanbase#Chris's contempt for his fans|caring, compassionate and devoted]] to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|her fans]], and has criticized [[Chris and religion|organized religion]] [[Wikipedia:God (Tori Amos song)|in her lyrics]]; She is basically the polar opposite of Chris in every conceivable way. However, since [[Britney Spears]] is the only musician that Chris knows anything about, he likely did not know any of this, and simply covered her song in [[Love quest|yet another ill-fated attempt]] to get some [[Jackie|china]].
'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of "[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]]" by[[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


Amo's reaction to the song is not known. However, since watching [[Wikipedia:American Idol|American Idol]] depresses her to the point of crying<ref>[http://www.eonline.com/news/marc_malkin/tori_amos_why_i_cant_watch_american_idol/125904 Tori Amos: Why I Can't Watch American Idol]]</ref>, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris <s>ruining</s> covering one of her best known songs probably has her contemplating suicide. [[Ivy|Like another redhead we all know]].
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Revision as of 02:48, 4 March 2012

Raspberry Swirl is the ninth track from SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD by Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It is a cover of "Raspberry Swirl" byTori Amos.


Audio

"Raspberry Swirl"
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Stardate November 2011
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Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie TomgirlTomgirl Tomgirl
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Lyrics

[loud microphone movement] I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe.
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting din-din desperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Evve'body knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her maaan.

mm—DESperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.

I am not your señ-orita.
I don't aim so higgh.
In my heart I did no crime—aime.
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?).
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her man.

Things are getting desperate.
when I … ?
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man.
and I…
Raspberry swirul! raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.