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Well, what can I say that nobody else has said about Chris? I'm just as fascinated as everyone else by the triumphs and failures of our beloved manchild. It also amuses me to no end, imagining how much he'd hate me, given that I'm a DAMN HOMO, PIZZA-FACED ATHEIST AND AN ASPERGERS FAKER WHO'S TAKING THE SHINE AND LIMELIGHT AWAY FROM TRUE, HONEST AUTISTICS!
Well, what can I say that nobody else has said about Chris? I'm just as fascinated as everyone else by the triumphs and failures of our beloved manchild. It also amuses me to no end, imagining how much he'd hate me, given that I'm a DAMN HOMO, PIZZA-FACED ATHEIST AND AN ASPERGERS FAKER WHO'S TAKING THE SHINE AND LIMELIGHT AWAY FROM TRUE, HONEST AUTISTICS!


But more than that, I find Chris, well...fascinating. Because even today, he's utterly unpredictable; you never know, on any given day, whether he'll do absolutely nothing, or something that'll completely change his life, even if it's almost invariably for the worst. How many people alternate between being reviled and being pitied so quickly, or so often? How many people continue to surprise like he does, even after all these years? In this sense, Chris kinda does have some justification in thinking he's special - it's just not for the reasons he'd like to think he is.
But more than that, I find Chris himself, well...fascinating. Because even today, he's utterly unpredictable; you never know, on any given day, whether he'll do absolutely nothing, or something that'll completely change his life, even if it's almost invariably for the worst. How many people alternate between being reviled and being pitied so quickly, or so often? How many people continue to surprise like he does, even after all these years? In this sense, Chris kinda does have some justification in thinking he's special - it's just not for the reasons he'd like to think he is.


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Revision as of 10:13, 28 December 2014

Well, what can I say that nobody else has said about Chris? I'm just as fascinated as everyone else by the triumphs and failures of our beloved manchild. It also amuses me to no end, imagining how much he'd hate me, given that I'm a DAMN HOMO, PIZZA-FACED ATHEIST AND AN ASPERGERS FAKER WHO'S TAKING THE SHINE AND LIMELIGHT AWAY FROM TRUE, HONEST AUTISTICS!

But more than that, I find Chris himself, well...fascinating. Because even today, he's utterly unpredictable; you never know, on any given day, whether he'll do absolutely nothing, or something that'll completely change his life, even if it's almost invariably for the worst. How many people alternate between being reviled and being pitied so quickly, or so often? How many people continue to surprise like he does, even after all these years? In this sense, Chris kinda does have some justification in thinking he's special - it's just not for the reasons he'd like to think he is.


Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.
Thorg Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
Union Jack Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.
BLANK Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
Homo Homo
This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate.
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
PS3 PS3
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.