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• 25 January: Chris begins begging his white knights to purchase him the Lego "Grand Emporium" set, which is a shopping mall. One (unintentionally) snarky comment from William Elliott Waterman, who notes he has none of the parts, gains over 80 likes.
• 24 January: Chris uploads an imgur file of said piece.
• 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on Facebook, "My Mind is a Blank". He rages at the CWCki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and stress all in the same post. One of Chris's white knights compares our treatment of Chris to how the KKK treats blacks--a comment so ironic, even William Elliott Waterman was outraged.
• 21 January: A newer voicemail greeting is leaked onto YouTube.
• 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on eBay. Also, Chris discovers that his white knight, Kenneth Englehardt, bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for Sonic Boom. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on the blue-armed bandit, Chris proceeded to rage and shun him out of his group.
• 18 January: Chris attacks his trolls on a video clip of The Amazing World of Gumball--a show that airs on the same network as Sonic Boom.

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