Difference between revisions of "Future message from Crystal W Chandler"
(merged the transcript from April Videos 2019 into this page) |
|||
Line 4: | Line 4: | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = | | name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | ||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TP0S-OQslLc}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|TP0S-OQslLc}} | ||
| stardate = 3 | | stardate = 3 April 2019 | ||
| subject = | | subject = | ||
| style = | | style = {{Crazy|text}} {{Comedy|text}} {{Reason|text}} | ||
| | |||
| saga = | | saga = | ||
| previous = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]] | | previous = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]] | ||
Line 16: | Line 15: | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
==Transcript== | ===Transcript=== | ||
Hello everyone far and near. | '''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | ||
I have something you want to hear | |||
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimentional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]]. | |||
Let's make something clear before we start. | |||
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart. | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading. | ||
We | |||
[''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | |||
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment | |||
'''Masked Man''': I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent. | |||
I am that supplement to a lesser extent. | |||
Christine has been | [''Camera backs away.''] | ||
I | Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant. | ||
There is one other | |||
There is much you don't know unless I show | There is one other. [[Crystal]]. | ||
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow | |||
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. | [''Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.''] | ||
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden | |||
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well | And I am her brother. | ||
More or less it's still a work in progress. | [''Camera backs away''] | ||
I hope to bring happiness for all parties | |||
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo. | |||
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this | |||
difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all... | |||
[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | |||
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies. | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]|nextlink=}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]|nextlink=}} | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]] |
Revision as of 15:56, 4 April 2019
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler.
Video
Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
Performance Style | Crazy Comedy Reason |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes |
Transcript
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
There is one other. Crystal.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.
⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | ⇒ |