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==Transcript==
===Transcript===
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Hello everyone far and near.
'''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart.  
I have something you want to hear.<br>
 
So please use your ears before I disappear.<br>
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimentional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]].
Let's make something clear before we start.<br>
 
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.<br>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading.
We're all about to take part in a new event segment.<br>
 
Which will invent what you call a cement.<br>
[''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.'']
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent.<br>
 
[Chris: Just keep reading.]<br>
'''Masked Man''': I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.  
I am that supplement to a lesser extent.<br>
 
Christine has been hellbent on being a parent.<br>
[''Camera backs away.'']
So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant.<br>
 
I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant.<br>
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother.<br>
 
There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go.<br>
There is one other. [[Crystal]].
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo.<br>
 
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo.<br>
[''Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.'']
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau.<br>
 
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope.
And I am her brother.  
Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process.<br>
 
More or less it's still a work in progress.<br>
[''Camera backs away'']
I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.<br>
 
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
 
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this
difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
 
[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.'']
 
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.
 
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Revision as of 15:56, 4 April 2019

On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler.

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Transcript

Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.

We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.

Chris: Just keep reading.

[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]

Masked Man: I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.

[Camera backs away.]

Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.

There is one other. Crystal.

[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]

And I am her brother.

[Camera backs away]

There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.

There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...

[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]

...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.

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