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ARE YOU ONE OUT OF TWO LONELY<br/>MALES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.<br/>IF YOU ARE, THEN… | |||
<span style="color:violet; font-size:200%">CALL RIGHT NOW!</span><br/>AND WE'LL SEND YOU<br/>A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND<br/><span style="color:violet; font-size:200%">FREE!</span> | |||
BUT BE CAREFUL, FOR IF YOU CALL NOW, LATE,<br/>OR EARLY, YOU WILL NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND,<br/>BUT A MONKEY, AND YOU DO NOT WANT A MONKEY! | |||
SO CALL RIGHT NOW! | |||
<span style="color:violet; font-size:200%">1-800-RITE-NOW ❤️</span> | |||
<small>THIS OFFER IS VALID ONLY TO 18 AND OLDER, GIRLFRIEND-FREE, VIRGIN MALES.<br/>BACKGROUND CHECKS WILL BE EXECUTED.<br/>ALSO, THIS AD IS STUPIDLY FALSE.</small> | |||
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[[Category:Fake advertisements|1-800-RITE-NOW]] | [[Category:Fake advertisements|1-800-RITE-NOW]] | ||
[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 3|#030]] | [[Category:Pages from Sonichu 3|#030]] |
Latest revision as of 03:18, 3 August 2020
Summary
Description | Fake advertisement for some dating service. |
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Appears in | Sonichu 3, Page 30 |
Saga | PVCC/Attraction Sign |
Source | CWC's Sonichu Site! |
Date | 20 June 2005 (cover) |
Author | Christian Weston Chandler |
Other versions | No known revisions. |
Transcription
ARE YOU ONE OUT OF TWO LONELY CALL RIGHT NOW! BUT BE CAREFUL, FOR IF YOU CALL NOW, LATE, SO CALL RIGHT NOW! 1-800-RITE-NOW ❤️ THIS OFFER IS VALID ONLY TO 18 AND OLDER, GIRLFRIEND-FREE, VIRGIN MALES. |
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