Chris emails 2008

January

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 7:06:12 AM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: A thought for you, Megan

Considering my family, and "I'm livin' under their roof", you may want to consider typing up all that you told me last night to back you up in the face of my family. And you may want to set some additional funds aside for rent. Also, offering to help with the chores is good.

I am unanimous with myself in welcoming you to our house as our guest for as long as you need, and I truly meant every word I said. It's my mother's and father's opinion you may have for another obsticle.

I hope my family will be willing to help you, a descendant German Warrior Traveler.  :)

Take care; Chris Chan.

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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: sketchybananinja@hotmail.com
Sent: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 9:59 am
Subject: Hey, Anna

I don't know if I told you about it, but a few months ago, I found this page that is degrading to my persona, http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/chris-chan/ ,

and they've quoted what was supposedly your story, "The Crazy Pacer". I did not read much of the story, and I did not see the need to bother you about it. But recently, I got a message from someone who found the story through a link on the encyclopediadramatica page, and this person based my personality on it.

After you check out the ED page, I would like to ask you, as a friend, was that really your story, an if it was, please, to save a piece of what could be my reputation, delete it, and keep it for yourself only on your hard drive.

Thank you. Take care.

Chris Chan.

March

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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Tue, 4 Mar 2008 7:49 am
Subject: Thanks again

 

Hey thanks again SO VERY much for your thoughtful and kind and generous trade. Though I feel as though I took all your money since it mostly goes to your parents. :( But Thank You very much. I doubt I will be asking for much in the future, so just as an appreciation bonus I will go ahead and give you the Hamtaro toys along with the rest of the manga and stuff. I'm sorry to hear about the Church thing, I mean God forgives and gives second chances. Some people just aren't meant to work under His name, like all the priests who abuse young boys. Yeah that internet thing is getting very much out of hand and would like t o ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well. Thanks again! ~Megan

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 6:23:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: I am sooooo sorry

 

I didn't realize how much of an... a-hole I could have been; I was caught up in the rage from that weekend in November when I did that; I couldn't even see straight. But I have done what I should have done long ago; inform AOL, as well as other places on the web who can take down offensive websites and pages.

I've really shot myself in the foot, and I am sorry. Not only am I mad at myself for being such a complete enraged a-hole, but my rage against those jerks who put that page up in the first place arose with greater flame, because my closest friend got hurt emotionally (that's you).

I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

And I am prepared to repeat that hundred times from the bottom of my hurting heart.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 1:23:00 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Follow up

 

I have been investigating, in addition to out-of-spite "adding fire to the flame", since I've first found it randomly in that fateful day, November 2, 2007. Please allow me to fill you in. My first major clues of a matching duo were the original date of the document creation, Wednesday, Ocotber 31, 2007, and this .jpg, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan, which was obviously taken on the previous Friday, October 26, 2007. For the week, my family and I were pondering the major suspect; the dude who took that pic, which I distinctly remember seeing the camera flash while I playing a young gentleman in Pokemon TCG. Thus, my family came in and we found that Mimms had the camera in question, but he did not take the picture. Then we've suspected Lucas, but we did not question him at the time. But a more obvious expression reply was found by myself, when Saturday March 8, 2008, at the Gamestop in Forest Lakes, the Midnight release event of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mimms and I were watching a pair of tournament players brawling; one was playing Donkey Kong. So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about "be-4" about this "Chan". I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing. And today, I looked up 4Chan on Wikipedia.com, http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg, apparently 4Chan is solely a web thing that people can go on and mess around for the attention, with examples of false bombings, hackers on MySpace, and more similar events listed on there. Upon the collected information on this case I've let set on the back-burner for a while, I can only suspect Lucas for being the culpret in putting that page up in the first place, because, seeing how close Mimms and Lucas were, he had as much access to the beforementioned pic from October 26 as Mimms did. Also, I photographically remember the person who took my pic that day being tall and wearing a long coat. I'd like to put Lucas under a spotlight and question him about this whole thing, then put him behind bars for descreation of someone else's character. I'd question him myself, but Mike of the Game Place said after my mother and father questioned Mimms that Friday night, if I were to bring up ANYTHING about that page again, he would kick me out of the Game Place for like a month. If you'd like to talk to Lucas discreetly about the subject, I'd appreciate it for the benefit of my investiga tion.

Megan, I am sorry about this whole mess, and having drawn that drawing, and raging the fire and hurting your feelings and emotions. If I can, not only will I get that drawing off that webpage, but I'll try to take down the whole thing. But I can't do it alone (my mother and father have been letting it set on the back-burner without giving it much thought).

I can only hope you'll forgive me, but no matter what, I still love you as my closest gal-pal.

I hope you feel better soon; Chris Chan.

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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 7:33 am
Subject: well...

 

I just don't know what to say now.... I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. Between that and my recent heartbreak how am I to trust another man again? Simply put: I can no longer trust anyone now. You have very much hurt me on an emotional level. And when I get hurt emotionally it'll take a physical toll. As in no appetite, feeling tired and sick, no sleep. So I am unsure what to do about this. I can't say I really think of you the same anymore, I'm sorry to say. I will continue to give the remaining items for the zune and that will be all the contact you have with me unless I decide otherwise. I hope you understand. So we'll let time decide how I feel about this current situation. Until then please d on't come up to me anymore unless it's to give you what I owe which seems kind of awkward now. I know how it feels to be alone but, I can't keep throwing away my pride little by little just to keep you satisfied, you know what I mean? There has to be an "enough is enough" at some point. And I cannot continue to disgrace myself by forgiving things that I never find forgivable in the first place. That's all I can think to say right now I'm sorry, we'll just see ~Megan

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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 4:06 am
Subject: ok..

 

Ok well look, I am unsure how I feel and what to do. So here's what I think. I'd like for you to just completely leave me alone for a while, until I can sort things out myself, you understand? It's not like I hate you, but I don't see you in the same light anymore. So just leave me be for a while, let me try to recuperate with my few other friends. And maybe we can just start from scratch sometime. Maybe, I dunno, just depends on how I feel ok? So please let me be, and let me see how it goes ok?

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 4:10:38 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Re: ok..

 

I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry. If it helps put things into perspective, I can reccomend finding information on the internet through this educational website I've found through AdamEve.com. Or I reccomend renting "The 40 Year Old Virgin"; that movie touches on some of the issues around sex, and how it can really frustrate an older virgin who hasn't had the pleasure yet (or I can loan you my copy of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"). The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.

I worry about you, and I want to help you as much as I humanly can. While I AM on the verge of taking that EncyclopediaDramatica page taken down, I understand that there are a number of other web pages of hate against me, and as much as I would like to be able to track every one down and report them and get on the verge of taking them down as well, someone else may put another hate page up against me. It's a fact of this modern world known as "Cyber Bullying".

And as for the drawings, while I have shoved the text information down their throat in an attempt to drown them in submission; there were too many images of...penises...yech, on there. I drew drawings promoting vaginas to go against those dickheads. I did the drawing of Sonichu fucking Rosechu, I did the drawing of Bubbles getting it from Black Sonichu (I had the idea of paring them up in the comic book anyway), I did the drawings of Angelica and Mary Lee Walsh (that witch hag) mastubating. And I did draw the drawing of me giving you a hand job, from among my adult fantasies, with your eyes censored to conceal your identity. It was a massive step outside of my boundries, and I did it out of anger, and I regret having done it, and I am really, really, sorry. But we all do things in the heat of anger, and/or out of our boundries, that we end up regretting later.

Megan, Sweetheart, I will give you as much space as you need during your time of recovery and learning how to cope with it and put it into your own perspective. But please remember, I will always worry about you, and even though you may not feel the same about me as you did before, I still Care and Love You Very Much. <3<3<3<3<3

Take care; my thoughts and prayers are with you; Chris Chan.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: annamclerran@aim.com
Sent: Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:23:46 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Hey, Anna

I hope you're doing well. Anyway, I'll get to the point; there is a way you can help on the elimination of the "Chris-chan" page on ED, basically the pages on whole ED website are wiki (similar to html editing), and setting up an account to edit the page is free; you may want to use a fake e-mail address. Anyway, you can remove the "Crazy Pacer" story from the page for starters, but be careful not to take out TOO MUCH; they may undo your doing, so you may want to make multiple edits; remove the story on the first time, then add some random thing that comes to your mind onto the bottom of the page.

I can only do so much at one time, since after I make an edit (behind their backs), they "ban" my IP address from undoing their undoing, and I have to wait a few hours to a day or two before I can anything more against them.

That's the story there.

On another topic, please let me know when you plan to access your Skype account; I'll try to call you from my PSP to properly test my headset... "Can you hear me now?"

Thank you for your help, and for caring about me.  :)

Love, Chris Chan.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:28:58 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Hey, Megan.

I hope you're doing well. Anyway, I'll get to the point; there is a way you can work with me on the elimination of the "Chris-chan" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, basically the pages on whole ED website are wiki (similar to html editing), and setting up an account to edit the page is free; you may want to use a fake e-mail address. Anyway, you can remove the all the junk they put about you on there, as well as the drawing from the page for starters, but be careful not to take out TOO MUCH; they may undo your doing, so you may want to make multiple edits; remove the story on the first time, then add some random thing that comes to your mind onto the bottom of the page. I've managed to have the drawing removed and replaced with a different, yet similar image for a while, but they undid that bit of my handiwork.

I can only do so much at one time, since after I make an edit (behind their backs), they "ban" my IP address from undoing their undoing, and I have to wait a few hours to a day or two before I can anything more against them.

That's the story there.

Also, under a spot of rage against them for the answer some of them gave me when I asked them why they hated me, I've alerted the media about it through e-mail. I've said nothing about you to them, but you may want to try to remove the stuff about you from the page ASAP.

Again, I am really sorry about this whole mess.

I pray for your emotional recovery. Keeping you fondfully in my thoughts; Chris Chan.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 8:46:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Megan...

Firstly, I suggest that you take another look at the page; in the FIRST Paragraph, they theorize and mock me with, and I copy and past to quote, "and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister." And the images were ALIGNED to the RIGHT, so the theory is matched UP to DOWN with respective image comments from, "... Imaginary sister?" to "I don't like where this is going" and finally, "Chris' own artwork portraying his sick fantasies." And to break my camel's back, they state in the second paragraph under "The Comic Itself", I quote, "A later upload by CWC himself verified that he wants to have sex with his imaginary twin sister. So, this Crystal would be both his daughter and sister... In other words, he wants to impregnate his mother, then have sex with the offspring."

Secondly, I have TRIED to delete the nude drawing, even to replace it, but in the discussion page of my account I created to edit the page away from mockery, but every time I delete or replace the image, they would re-upload the original pic. They call what I'm doing AGAINST the "article" vandalism, and they tell me, "vandalism is completely pointless (click here to find out why), and will get you a swift ban, so you might as well stop." And even though after they "ban" me, I wait a few hours to a couple of days and I am unbanned. You can consider me "The Resistance" against the "Alien Dominators" of E.D., because that's the role I am occupying in this tragedy.

Also, I've told them they're not only hurting me emotionally, but they were hurting you, Megan, emotionally and deeply as well, because they were dragging your name through the mud with mine.

As for the drawing itself, I've realized that it was done not only out of inspired fantasy, angst against E.D., and love for you, but also a major release for my crazy, mixed-up hormones. If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac, so thank god for allowing me to release my bottled up frustrations in a more positive, yet not so "Politically Correct", and not physically hurting others, method.

Be the release as it may, I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be, because I have been taking the abuse from those jerks on E.D. If you want to get it all off the "article", be my guest; make your account, send your message of the "Resistance" and delete the Major Chunk off the page in edit; they will only undo your missile barrage of damage in one felt swoop.

I am depressed and emotionally exausted from ALL THIS STRESS. The only thing I can do that won't get undone is be as apologetic as I can ever be from the bottom of my sad, depressed heart.

I'm Sorry, Megan, for the massive warfare I have wrought against you and me in a damn fucktarded release of my damn hormones.

I'm sorry. Christian Weston Chandler.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: info-en-q@wikimedia.org
Sent: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 5:13:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Wiki Edit Lock Help

Sir, or madam, my name is Christian Weston Chandler (aka Chris Chan). There is a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica which has been dragging my name, as well as a very close gal-pal of mine, through the mud. I have been trying to get the people responsible to take the whole page down and leave it blank, but obviously failed. Today, I've tried to take the matter into my own hands by searching for the code for the "Edit Lock", so I can delete everything on the page and Lock it from anyone ever replacing the degrading information onto it again. I've found your Mediawiki Software, but I am askew with confusion on how to even install the program and all that (the unrecognizable .tar extension didn't help much either). Please help me in deleting everything on the page, and putting a Edit Lock onto it.

Thank you, and have a good day. Christian Wetston Chandler.

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From: Wikimedia Support Team (Quality items) <info-en-q@wikimedia.org>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 8:36 am
Subject: Re: [Ticket#2008031910022341] Wiki Edit Lock Help

Dear CWCSonichu@aol.com,

Thank you for contacting us regarding the "Chris Chan" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. However, the wiki you have written about is not affiliated with the Wikimedia Foundation. Many wikis exist outside of the projects hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation. We have no control over, nor affiliation with, those wikis.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri, 21 Mar 2008 9:03:16 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Hey, Megan

 

You know about as much as I know that I have taken responsibility for my error, and it has also been bringing me the darkest pain this month.

I want to patch up our friendship, because I do not want any further discomfort between you and me. Although the acursed page is there now, if we just ignore it, it may fade away in a month or so. Also, if we let every little dirty detail bother us, we're just as bad off as any pop or rock star. They get abused a lot by the paparazi and the media for the details of their deeds that they could not have known about themselves at the time. From the maximum amount of stress from all that; they sometimes get totally out of whack and possibly hurt themselves. But you and I are only civilians without so much fame and fortune; you and I, we do not have to suffer such Star Stress; if we only put it behind us, we don't have to build such a stressful level within ourselves.

I myself had left it a good distance behind me for a few months, but then you were bothered by it. And I couldn't help but dig up the remains left behind, only to build up a very stressfully torturing month for me.

Megan, I am sorry for uploading the drawing, and I really wish I could go back in time and stop myself from making the mistake. Yet I do not regret drawing the drawing, because if I hadn't released my frustrations in the creative sense, I might actually have done something really dumb and stupid. It was really stupid of me to let my impulsive anger get the best of me and make me upload it in an attempt to shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down.

But I've learned from my mistakes, and I regret letting my frustrations and anger get the best of me. All I can do is put the whole thing behind me, try not to think about again, never look at the damn page, and move on with my life.

For the sake of our friendship, Megan, PLEASE just forget about the dang webpage, put it behind you, and let's resume our good friendship like the whole mess never happened.

I still love you, Megan, and I honestly care and worry about you from my heart.

Peace; Chris Chan.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat, 22 Mar 2008 3:28:48 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan

 

I've DELETED ALL of the ORIGINAL BLOGS months ago, just to let you know. I can understand how you're feeling against me now, but it really hurts me and makes me sad that you don't want me close to you.

I'm just a lonly old-feeling fool who needs closure once in a while, and my mother and father won't be around forever. I can remember the times we were close, we shared our honest feelings openly, my PSOne games on my PSP, and your Strawberry Pink character drawings...I really miss those tender moments. And I got you all that stuff from eBay; the Sailor Moon cards, the DVDs, the figurines, the rest of that stuff, and recently the ZUNE, and you have repaid the pleasure of doing all that for you with greater interest. I love to see you smile, I love to see you happy, and I love seeing the sweet, honest, tender and carefree kinda gal who is Megan Schroeder.

But now that I am barred from you for a big mistake I made that I have taken a great deal of responsibility, through trying to undo it, through taking down the previous pages leading up to it, through a month full of stress, tears, lonliness and too many moments standing by myself...

Remember some time ago, you jested that you wanted me to give up my heart to you? Well, basically, I had already done that just after you and I met; my heart still cries for you; not a moment passes by when I don't have a tender, caring or worried thought about you.

Although I do understand your feelings, and I can only respect your wish of staying away from you...*sob**sob*...my heart still cries for you, I'll always be worrying about you, and I will always Love You, Megan Schroeder. *sob*

I'll see you Sunday..., and I guess that's ALL I'll get to do with you...seeing you...from a long distance; as long as the most perilous journey, as long as a dream where I'm constantly running towards you; you'd look like you're near, yet you are soo far away from completing me... I Love You, Megan Schroeder.

Peace; Chris Chan.

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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 1:05 am
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan

 

As I've said, the website means nothing to me. It's the fact that you blab about me on your blogs and therefore it gets put on the website. So in other words, ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did. I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits. So I think I'd like to stay away from you at least for a while then as time passes I'll better know what to do. Until then just please leave me alone

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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 8:12 am
Subject: Re: Hey, Megan

 

Please don't be so hard on yourself. Like I said, I just want some time on my own for a while. It's not like I am hating you or anything. I just want to be by myself for a while And I haven't nor will I EVER forget all the wonderful surprises you have given me and such. Thank you. This is only a "bye for now" just allow me to be alone and eventually things will cheer up ok? Thanks and try to keep your chin up. And I'll try to do the same. (I'm never real positive...) ~Megan PS I won't be coming this sunday- Easter

CWCSonichu@aol.com wrote: I've DELETED ALL of the ORIGINAL BLOGS months ago, just to let you know. I can understand how you're feeling against me now, but it really hurts me and makes me sad that you don't want me close to you. I'm just a lonly old-feeling fool who needs closure once in a while, and my mother and father won't be around forever. I can remember the times we were close, we shared our honest feelings openly, my PSOne games on my PSP, and your Strawberry Pink character drawings...I really miss those tender moments. And I got you all that stuff from eBay; the Sailor Moon cards, the DVDs, the figurines, the rest of that stuff, and recently the ZUNE, and you have repaid the pleasure of doing all that for you with greater interest. I love to see you smile, I love to see you happy, and I love seeing the sweet, honest, tender and carefree kinda gal who is Megan Schroeder. But now that I am barred from you for a big mistake I made that I have taken a great deal of responsibility, through trying to undo it, through taking down the previous pages leading up to it, through a month full of stress, tears, lonliness and too many moments standing by myself... Remember some time ago, you jested that you wanted me to give up my heart to you? Well, basically, I had already done that just after you and I met; my heart still cries for you; not a moment passes by when I don't have a tender, caring or worried thought about you. Although I do understand your feelings, and I can only respect your wish of staying away from you...*sob**sob*...my heart still cries for you, I'll always be worrying about you, and I will always Love You, Megan Schroeder. *sob* I'll see you Sunday..., and I guess that's ALL I'll get to do with you...seeing you...from a long distance; as long as the most perilous journey, as long as a dream where I'm constantly running towards you; you'd look like you're near, yet you are soo far away from completing me... I Love You, Megan Schroeder. Peace; Chris Chan.

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 9:36:10 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Hey...

 

I understand why you didn't want me to talk to you... *sigh* I'd feel better if we can try not to think about that detail and put it behind us.

Megan, I really want to remain your friend, but I feel it growing more difficult with the emotional feeling of long distance between you and me. I feel sad, lonely and rejected when you don't allow me to be socially close to you or even when you won't talk to me. (Besides which, I get lonely everynight in the sanctity of my room, and even when I'm out with my mother, father, or alone, so I feel the extra loneliness and sadness like rubbing salt and vinager on a wound.) Also, I can't help but feel the worry about how you are feeling everyday that I feel. Please, Megan, put what has passed behind you and open yourself emotionally to me and let you and me be good friends like before.

Also, aside from my feelings, I wanted to let you know that I got an 8GB Memory Stick Duo; all my Full Downloaded Games and all my Save Data (for the UMD games as well) and all that from between the two 4GB sticks are now on the same Memory Stick. What's more, I am able to give you one of my two for when you get your PSP, and copy your choice of PSOne classics and the game Beats, as well as a cornucopia of Sailor Moon MP3 tracks to play on Beats. When ready, you may check out http://store.playstation.com to look up the variety of PSOne and PSN-Exclusive PSP titles that can be downloaded to the 4GB Memory Stick.

I think you still owe me a bit for the Zune; $20, Hamtaro toys and a DVD set. If you are able to get all that to me next Friday, I would appreciate it, so you and I can be squared-away on that deal.

BTW, I won't be coming in Sundays for UFS; I've been going to the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church (after being kicked out of the Grace Baptist Church, and upon my father's suggestion) for over a month now. And with that, I've also been attending the Sunday Night service for the young adult church members who are attending UVA. Also, I've started hanging out in the Recreation Room in the upper floor of the next-door Student Centere Tuesday and Thursday Afternoons playing Guitar Hero on their PS2, or my PS3 which I bring there in a Toys 'R' Us Cloth Bag. I've met a few new female acquaintances, but nothing has come up further than that yet.

One more thing, something good for you to look forward to, in addition to the German Dictionary I'm saving for your Birthday, I'm putting a special present together just for you to go with it. It's not glittery or pricy, but it is a Special Surprise Present.  :) And I'm not letting you in on what it is until the Friday closest to your Birthday.

Anyhoo, please allow me back into your world as your Good Friend, and I promise never to repeat the mistakes I've made.

I also wish John the best of luck and the Lord's blessing on him finding a new, better job.

Peace be with you; Chris Chan.

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From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:40 am
Subject: Re: Hey...

 

Well first of all, I can't put this behind me because I don't feel comfortable around you anymore. Especially since you said you drew that so you wouldn't do anything stupid. What does that mean? Abducting me and raping me? I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore... I'm sorry but I don't like being around men like that. As for the zune, you said for me to hold on to the hamtaro and dvd's and I only recall having to pay you the 30$ for your credit card. So I don't know what to say right now, but maybe you shouldn't give me anything for my birthday. I hate my birthdays and prefer not to be reminded of them

Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.

June

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From: Tyler Wayne <theprimegamer@comcast.net>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 13 Jun 2008 5:53 am
Subject: Re: Hey, Ty.

 

Christian,

Why not make arrangements to meet Megan at Mc Donalds or someplace near The Place and give her your present then.

-Tony

on 6/11/08 10:46 PM, cwcsonichu@aol.com at cwcsonichu@aol.com wrote:

I hope and you and your family are doing good and well. Summer's just startin' for you, Brianna and Caitlyn; good for y'all.

I'll get to the point, since I have been forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. Mike, I will be unable to hand-deliver the German-English Dictionary to Megan for her Birthday. I would like to meet you somewhere and entrust the Dictionary to your capable hands for delivery to Megan. My only regret is not having been able to make her smile, or see it in my vincinity, since that incident. *sigh* Anyway, please reply to where and when is convient for you.

Peace be with y'all (and for Megan and her family too, please relay that to her for me);

Christian Chandler.

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From: Brittany Heiman <brittanyheiman@msn.com>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:02 am
Subject: Please Read This

Dear Mr.Chandler,

Before I get to what I want to say in this e-mail, let it be known that this is NOT a hate e-mail, nor is it intended for the sole purpose of being mean to you. However, I will say that I am going to be blunt and tell you straightfoward what I want to say, which may in turn hurt you. It is up to you whether or not you would want to read this.

With that said, I want this e-mail to help you with some advice on your current "quest", as you put it, for love.

First off, it is not your fault you were born with Autism. I feel sympathy because it makes it all that more difficult to land you a girl. However, you must realize that not everyone will feel oh-so sympathetic or understand your troubles. The most saddening part of life is that not everyone will like you or the things you do, but you must move away from them and realize there are plenty of like-minded people like you.

Now, even though you have Autism, this doesn't mean that you are destined to live a horrible lonely life, but you should know that you can't use "autism" as an excuse for everything. Blaming a disorder for all the troubles in you life will not get you far. If you want others to look past your autism, you must do so as well. You must see yourself as you, regardless of what disorder you have.

I have plenty of friends with Asperger's and high-functioning autism. One of my close friends Alex has to deal with autism standing in his way of fitting in at school, yet he has a great talent of singing. He took that good thing about him and won the talent show, and gained friends. You should take the very best talent you have and expand it to the best of your ability.

Now on to your girlfriend troubles..

I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a MySpace. Try finding people in your area that share you like for video games. Be it a guy, don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be single girls.

You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest obese black lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a future life partner.

Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole sign thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable her dog is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about your dog and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

Another thing you may want to work on is...your wardrobe. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in the 80's. Also, your Sonichu medallion..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like one giant pussy deflector. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.

You may want to revise your MySpace profiles and such a bit. When you talk about marrige and the like in your profile, it'd tend to ward off women, for they'll feel that if they even talk to you that they'd be all of a sudden committed. Talking about marrige should wait when you and her feel it's right.

I hope this will help you in your "girlfriend" quest. I know that Encyclopedia Dramatica will keep their article up about you, but if you move on and not bother talking about it or vandilize it, it'll soon be forgotten. Anonymous feeds off of you being upset over the article. Once you move on and forget about it, the sooner you can live a better life.

Please Reply Soon, Some Random Gaiafag

July

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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: theprimegamer@comcast.net
Sent: Sat, 12 Jul 2008 3:16 am
Subject: More words to add, since I was typing the earlier message on my PSP...

 

I've only had a few things to keep me sane, my video games (mostly Guitar Hero), my family, going to church, and the ocassional outtings with my family. Seriously, I really miss my fridays at the Pokemon League.

BTW, Ty, did you get your Playstation 3 yet? If you have, please send me a Friend Request through the PSN; my PSN ID is "Sonichu". How are you on Guitar Hero III's "Raining Blood", and the other songs in that final set? I tell you what, "Raining Blood" is so darn difficult on any difficulty. My Hammer-Ons/Pull-Offs are good, but it is really difficult for me when the notes are so close together in a tight H-O/P-O stream.

But I digress, please send my regards to everyone at the League, especially Megan and John.

Peace;

Christian Chandler.

P.S.

I've sent an apology letter to Michael at the Game Place; I hope that he will have an open heart, accept the apology and allow me back into The Place. Otherwise, if his heart was so dang sealed shut, he would really be showing himself off as the biggest Jerk and potential B-tard.

August

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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: oreilly@foxnews.com Cc: Dateline@NBCUNI.com; Nightly@NBC.com
Sent: Wed, 6 Aug 2008 3:30:32 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Re-report of Massively Hurtful Mockery

I wish to re-report the heinous webpage of worst levels of mockery against me,

This webpage (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan) has been haunting me since it originated around Halloween, 2007; I have previously reported it, but no response. I have recently received an e-mail from the Original Person who is responsible for putting it up in the first place. I have TWO sources that marks him red-handed; under "edit", if you check the VERY FIRST name that contributed to the page, it is "HowellGames". And the e-mail from him at howellgames@gmail.com, his name is Jason Kendrick Howell, as he states in his e-mail. Further, to quote the e-mail,

"Hello Chris, this is howellgames. The creator of the ED page for you.

My, my, you seemed rather angry about it in your last youtube video! A few months ago, you asked me why I made the page for you. My reason? You were too damn funny to ignore. I have nothing against you personally, but you really need to let go of some of that anger you have. Also, the page will not be brought down.

Toodles!

Sincerely, Howellgames, AKA Liquid Snake, AKA Jason Kendrick Howell"

I want that webpage taken down FOREVER, because it drags my good name through the mud with such high levels of hatred, and sexually explicit trash, and constant harassment as further entries were inputed from him and many others who hate me "For the LULZ" (Laughs at my expense). Also, massive misuse of my original hand-drawn Sonichu content, and then some. Please E-Mail me when you all are on the verge of taking Jason Kendrick Howell, and the Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage, down for good and forever.

And with your televised support, and FBI-type of people among your known people, I will feel better and safer in knowing that webpage is on its way OFF THE WEB.

Sincerely; Christian Weston Chandler, Mr.

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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net
Sent: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 7:44 pm
Subject: Hey, Elizabeth

This is just a heads-up. You're familar of my relationship status; I've been socializing on the web exercising caution. Also taking note of possible liars and trojan horses from those who mock me in such slanderous ways. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan has been pestering me for almost a year, but thank our Lord and God that that website is finally on the verge of being removed for good).

Anyway, to confirm the identity of "women" who have contacted me in e-mails, I've been pondering what would be the most comfortable way for me to confirm the identity and intentions for myself. Then it hit me earlier today, I could refer her to my most trustworthy friend, and she can talk to her for me and let me know. And, well, I couldn't think of anyone better than you, my neighborhood friendly Reverend.  :) I felt it wise to check in with you to see how you feel about me referring you, and if any of the internet women who contacted me should come in that you can converse with her a bit and letting me know from your impression. Please let me know how you feel about that.

Peace,

Christian Chandler.

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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: sonichufan1985@gmail.com
Sent: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 8:12 pm
Subject: Re: Hi Mr. Chandler this is Sonichufan1985

 

Well, Robert, or may I call you Bob (which happens to be my father's name as well, but he likes to be called Bob)? If I may quote my new blog on my MySpace page, which was also a reply to a black male who e-mailed me inquiring if I was prejudiced.

"It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are arrogant, ignorant of others' feelings and emotions, rarely give full thought to their actions before executing them, testosterone driven, more for danger than Peace. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but their True Emotional supporters and providers."

So, from the considerably sterotypical qualities of majority of the male population, yet well-proven facts, they ARE just jerks, looking for cheap laughs at others' expense. ED is losing their power, and so is a great chunk of cheap laughs at peoples' expenses. I feel that if someone wants a cheap laugh at others expenses, just turn on the TV, and leave those laughs there; don't take them with you in public.

Also, let20me ask you, considering the 50/50 chance of you having watched "Family Guy" or not. How do you feel about Megan Marie Griffin? Honestly, in my humble opinion, I meant what I said about Megan Marie Griffin. She is NOT ugly; she has always been a beautiful catch in my eyes. I just do not understand how anyone would see Megan as ugly, and I feel it is very pitiful that Seth McFarline would make her the "punching bag" of most everyone else on the show, when clearly she does not deserve such torturous punishment. I am in the same boat as she is, if you think about it; I'm the punching bag of the jerks on ED who are getting their heinous "LULZ" (a rehash of LOL, meaning "Laugh Out Loud"), but in my opinion, LULZ means "Laughs Under Lucricities," which is obviously not good.

Two more things I will let you know about, in the comment I left in your video with the song, when I thanked you, I honestly meant that in a good way. I hoped after reading that comment, it made your day. And after watching that video, I am considering dedicating two or three pages in the comic I've resumed work on to me interviewing you, based on your video(s). Keep that under your hat; the Ghostbuster/Family Guy parody I've provided was enough of a foretaste.

Also, I don't know where Christiansburg is, but it sounds like it's way more than 25 miles from Rucker sville and Charlottesville, so thank you for your offer there. And while I would have nothing to do beyond having to tolerate most of the male population, you have earned yourself a respectable spot in my margin-of-error for acquaintances, the President, celebrities and my father and other relatives. It was good to make your acquaintance, Bob.

Peace;

Christian Weston Chandler.

PS

You do not need to be so formal, just "Chris" will suffice.

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From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: clarinetangel@hotmail.com
Sent: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:03 am
Subject: Hello, Kat, I am Christian Chandler

You may or may not know me (depending on how often you're on the internet, and if you've found me by reference or search), but I have something to tell you about your "cuddle-butt", Jason. He has been playing a Major Cog in the Slander Factory known as Encyclopedia Dramatica, and among all the innocent victims that the website has vandalized beyond the worst embarrassment known to mankind within their grasp, your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE.

Against me, that page has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me. It broke my heart.

Also, the chaos from the page broke up the buddy friendship between me and my buddy, Joshua Martinez, who attended Special Ed classes with me during our childhood.

And after the first time I found that page myself, I went into a spiral of rage against that machine, that with the break-ups and chaos, I became depre ssed and went into a forced-by-personal-emotions hiatus.

There are numerous other chaotic happenings that raged from the ED page, but I can't remember them all.

Anyway, the point is, if it wasn't for your "Bully Next Door", I would not have to have had to endure the stress, emotional pains, break-ups, self-torments, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!!!

Who knows what he may have in mind against you in relation. While he may have started with me, or possibly any one or more of the victims on Encyclopedia Dramatica, who knows when he will do something similarly evil or worse against you.

Oh, BTW, in other states, it IS illegal for his 20-year old self to be Dating 17-year old you.

My apologies for informing you and possibly causing emotional stress and rage, but I felt it was my duty to inform you before it was too late.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler.

September

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From: Elizabeth Foss <elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 3:35 am
Subject: Re: I'm warning you about a mistake I made from being deceived

Dear Christian,

I know this hurt you, and I understand that repentence was part of the process of responding to this occurance. Repentence means "turning away," which means that it is important not only to feel badly about what one has done, but also to take steps to turn away from the behavior--remember what Marty Peterman said about not sending anything over the internet you wouldn't want your grandmother to see. The internet offers anyone the opportunity to create any identity they wish; it's easy to deceive people if that's what they want to do. This means you have to be smarter than they are and not play their games.

I was hoping that meeting with Marty would help you to do that, so I've been surprised by this recent turn of events. Did you know that we have a new staff member at church? I am wondering if you might find talking with her to be helpful; I know talking with men is difficult for you, and she is a woman. Her name is Rocky Shoemaker and she is a pastoral counselor, which means that she is a pastor but also someone trained to listen and help people with personal struggles and difficulties.

I would be glad to meet with you and with Rocky together, to see if talking with her would be a good place to talk about your feelings related to what has happened with Kawaii Kitsune and your quest for a sweetheart. I trust Rocky and think she is very good at what she does. We are both available on Thursday afternoon--please give me a time that would be convenient for you.

I know God has heard your pain, and the church wants to be helpful to you. I hope you will be in touch.

Blessings, Elizabeth

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>From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
>Sent: Sep 11, 2008 11:20 PM
>
To: elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net
>Subject: I'm warning you about a mistake I made from being deceived
>
>My ex-friend, Blanca W, AKA Kawaii Kitsune, and I recently had an
>exchange of e-mails; she was ready to open up to me more, in an
>exchange of digital photos. So she asked me for some, and I got some
>from her, or rather HIM. He turned out to be a TROLL who went to the
>max to Deceive me and Played me for a Fool. So, HE UPLOADED the pics I
>SENT to him onto the ED page. It was NOT MY FAULT, because he FOOLED
>ME ONCE, Shame on HIM. Anyway, I feel just terrible and miserable
>about it, and I ask that you NOT hold me against the misdeed, should
>you become informed through an "Anonymous" E-Mail".
>
>I've repented my misdeed to our God and our Lord; I hope my trusted
>reverend will forgive me as well.
>
>Peace,
>Christian C.

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From: YouTube Service <service@youtube.com>
To: Sonichu <CWCSonichu@aol.com>
Sent: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 3:08 pm
Subject: Message from GreyMace: What to Do.

GreyMace has sent you a message on YouTube:

What to Do.

Change the password. Give it to no one else. Don't post around or in anyway that would suggest you are not him. If you do you contaminate the possibility for further action.

He logs in to youtube probably daily. For a while he may think he's entering his password wrong. After the trolling he has become cautious so the possibility will come to his mind sooner rather than later. Try to be quick in figuring out what you want to do with the opportunity. I suppose you'll want to make it count.

Good luck.

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