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It is currently November 2024. Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 18 November 2021.

• 25 October - Another letter from jail is posted; a ween asked Chris if he had sex with a plush doll, which Chris denied.
• 13 October - Another letter from jail is posted, in response to weens attempting to convert Chris to Islam, which Chris rejects.
• 10 October - Chris replies to a letter from Kenneth Erwin Englehardt.
• 1 October - Barb turns 80.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

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