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'''HELP, PLEASE!!!''' is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. In the videos, Chris appears [[Chris and Health|sick]], so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of [[Random-access humor]] to help entice people to donate, most likely inspired by the [[South Park]] episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die". On the third video, he sang "The Brother's Flub" theme song by what seemed to be the request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. <ref>http://mrenter.tumblr.com/post/147212964829/so-you-just-got-mentioned-in-a-video-by</ref> On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem".
:''This article is about the series of begs from July 2016. For the begging video from 21 November 2016, see [[Help, please]]''
'''HELP, PLEASE!!!''' is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears [[Chris and Health|sick]], so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of [[Random-access humor|"comedy"
]] to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the [[South Park]] episode "[[wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]". On the third video, he sang "[[wikipedia:The Brothers Flub|The Brothers Flub]]" theme song by what seemed to be the request of animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160711103419/https://mrenter.tumblr.com/post/147212964829/so-you-just-got-mentioned-in-a-video-by</ref> On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem".


Backup links for first two: [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm] and [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4 https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4]
Backup links for first two: [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm] and [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4 https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4]


==Video==
==HELP, PLEASE!==


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[stress sigh] 20 dollars... 50 dollars, American... Anybody, please donate, we need the money right nooowww...
[stress sigh] 20 dollars... 50 dollars, American... Anybody, please donate, we need the money right nooowww...


==Video 2==
==Comic relief for money right now==
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I don't know, hey, maybe a little comedy will help inspiring you to donate. "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink. I'm a little piggy '''here's the meme''', oink oink oink, here's my snout."
I don't know, hey, maybe a little comedy will help inspiring you to donate. "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink. I'm a little piggy '''here's the meme''', oink oink oink, here's my snout."


==Video 3==
==By random request; I still need money, please==
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{{quote|Flub.|87% of this video is Chris saying this: 86 times in total.}}


===Description===
===Description===
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
'''0:01 to 0:05''': Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..."
'''0:05 to 0:24''': Chris says "flub" 52 times.
'''0:24 to 0:34''': Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his [[Chris and health#Hygiene|nose hair and mucus]], while continuing to say "flub" 24 more times.
'''0:34 to 0:35''': Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together.
'''0:35 to 0:39''': Chris says "flub" ten more times.


==Video 4==
'''0:40 to 0:41''': Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry.
 
==Thank you.==
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [''Long pause''] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day.
==References==
==References==
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Latest revision as of 23:48, 21 April 2023

This article is about the series of begs from July 2016. For the begging video from 21 November 2016, see Help, please

HELP, PLEASE!!! is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears sick, so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of "comedy" to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die". On the third video, he sang "The Brothers Flub" theme song by what seemed to be the request of animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. [1] On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem".

Backup links for first two: https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm and https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4

HELP, PLEASE!

HELP, PLEASE!
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 10 July 2016
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style TragedyTragedy Tragedy
Saga Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Financhu Crisis
Shirt Blue shirt
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Announcement 20160709
next
Comic relief for money right now


Description

Donations still requested.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture

Transcript

[stress sigh] 20 dollars... 50 dollars, American... Anybody, please donate, we need the money right nooowww...

Comic relief for money right now

Comic relief for money right now
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 10 July 2016
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, TragedyTragedy Tragedy
Saga Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Financhu Crisis
Shirt Blue shirt
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
HELP, PLEASE!
next
By random request; I still need money, please


Description

Donations still requested.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture

Transcript

I don't know, hey, maybe a little comedy will help inspiring you to donate. "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink. I'm a little piggy here's the meme, oink oink oink, here's my snout."

By random request; I still need money, please

By random request; I still need money, please
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 10 July 2016
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, TragedyTragedy Tragedy
Saga Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Financhu Crisis
Shirt Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress Blue and White Striped Dress
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Comic relief for money right now
next
Thank you.


Flub.
87% of this video is Chris saying this: 86 times in total.

Description

Donations still requested.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

Flub.

via YouTube Capture

Transcript

0:01 to 0:05: Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..."

0:05 to 0:24: Chris says "flub" 52 times.

0:24 to 0:34: Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his nose hair and mucus, while continuing to say "flub" 24 more times.

0:34 to 0:35: Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together.

0:35 to 0:39: Chris says "flub" ten more times.

0:40 to 0:41: Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry.

Thank you.

Thank you.
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 11 July 2016
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style TragedyTragedy Tragedy, ReasonReason Reason
Saga Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Financhu Crisis
Shirt The Happy HagThe Happy Hag The Happy Hag
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
By random request; I still need money, please
next
Donations Further Requested, Please


Description

Donations still requested.

Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture

Transcript

My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [Long pause] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day.

References

Announcement 20160709 Chris's videos Donations Further Requested, Please