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'''Jack Thaddeus''' (often mispelled as '''Jack Thaddius''' by Chris), also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PlayStation Network|PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[Homos|gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.
'''HEXBox''' (also spelled ''HeXBox'', ''HEX-Box'', or ''Hex-Bawx'') is a [[CWC-ism]] for {{w|Microsoft|Microsoft}}'s {{w|Xbox}} series of game consoles, probably in reference to "{{w|hex}}" being a word for "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has owned games for]] at one point.  


During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.
Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on ''Adult Chronicles'' being released on the system.


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By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and [[PlayStation 4]] consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.
 
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Revision as of 01:19, 13 May 2024

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HEXBox (also spelled HeXBox, HEX-Box, or Hex-Bawx) is a CWC-ism for Microsoft's Xbox series of game consoles, probably in reference to "hex" being a word for "curse." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which Chris has owned games for at one point.

Chris has stated that if his video game Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on Adult Chronicles being released on the system.

By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and PlayStation 4 consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.

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