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'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with {{w|Fecal incontinence|fecal leakage}}. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.
'''HEXBox''' (also spelled ''HeXBox'', ''HEX-Box'', or ''Hex-Bawx'') is a [[CWC-ism]] for {{w|Microsoft|Microsoft}}'s {{w|Xbox}} series of game consoles, probably in reference to "{{w|hex}}" being a word for "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has owned games for]] at one point.  


In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]]. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments, though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.
Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on ''Adult Chronicles'' being released on the system.


Considering that Chris's bowel issues have been occurring since childhood, it's most likely related to his [[autism]], as bowel issues have been known to occur among people with the disorder, particularly in the more severely-affected types.
By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and [[PlayStation 4]] consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.


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Revision as of 01:19, 13 May 2024

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HEXBox (also spelled HeXBox, HEX-Box, or Hex-Bawx) is a CWC-ism for Microsoft's Xbox series of game consoles, probably in reference to "hex" being a word for "curse." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which Chris has owned games for at one point.

Chris has stated that if his video game Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on Adult Chronicles being released on the system.

By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and PlayStation 4 consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.

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