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Revision as of 14:44, 16 July 2009
The Sony PS3 is Chris's "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made a video where he built one out of Pixel Blocks. He would "throw out the cure for autism" for one.
He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his monthly tugboat.
PlayStation Network
Chris being the spendaholic he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt(although this was during the Julie Saga). As of now that number could be lower or higher, almost definitely is higher.
You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible(in the file of his PSN purchases it has been found he bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own).
Trophy Gallery
Chris is also a trophy whore; when he plays a game, he plays the shit out of it. Although more than half his games are at 0%, the rest are 100%. Chris has a big e-penis. It has been alleged however that Chris will download completed save files for games to unlock everything, such as in LittleBiGPlanet to unlock all of the level creation items.
Fanboyism
| “ | And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever | ” |
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Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the Hex Bawx.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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See Also
- Pixelated PS3 - Chris attempt to build one from Legos and Pixelblocks.
- Sonichu Home Club - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their shitty Second Life ripoff.
- PSN Blogs - an archive of Chris's posts
- Sony
- Xbox 360 - The Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.