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Jerkhief is a [[Jerkop]] known best for uttering the phrase "My wooden badge was delicious" on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. In sub-episode 1, Jerkhief interrupted [[CWC]]'s [[Love quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was being a whiny faggot as usual and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of jerkops and then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately for Jerkheif, he could not overcome the power of Chris-Chan Sonichu. This whole "Jerkop-Tastrophie" took place in [[CWCville_Shopping_Center| CWCville Shopping Center]]. | Jerkhief is a [[Jerkop]] known best for uttering the phrase "My wooden badge was delicious" on the cover of [[Sonichu 4]]. In sub-episode 1, Jerkhief interrupted [[CWC]]'s [[Love quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was being a whiny faggot as usual and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of jerkops and then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately for Jerkheif, he could not overcome the power of Chris-Chan Sonichu. This whole "Jerkop-Tastrophie" took place in [[CWCville_Shopping_Center| CWCville Shopping Center]]. | ||
Jerkhief is based on a real life mall security guard who told the manchild to GTFO. Chris had his [[Attraction Sign]] at the time. He was apparently creeping out the people in front of | Jerkhief is based on a real life mall security guard who told the manchild to GTFO. Chris had his [[Attraction Sign]] at the time. He was apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. | ||
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Revision as of 02:27, 28 February 2009
Jerkhief is a Jerkop known best for uttering the phrase "My wooden badge was delicious" on the cover of Sonichu 4. In sub-episode 1, Jerkhief interrupted CWC's Love quest and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was being a whiny faggot as usual and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of jerkops and then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately for Jerkheif, he could not overcome the power of Chris-Chan Sonichu. This whole "Jerkop-Tastrophie" took place in CWCville Shopping Center.
Jerkhief is based on a real life mall security guard who told the manchild to GTFO. Chris had his Attraction Sign at the time. He was apparently creeping out the people in front of GameStop.
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