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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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-->[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
-->2026-3-21 18:58:00<!--
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT LIVESTREAM
-->[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|


'''Ongoing''': [[June 2019]], [[June 2019 social media posts]], [[C-197]], [[Dimensional Merge]], [[Financhu Crisis]], [[2019 Sales Listings]]
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*'''17 June''' - Chris's '''[[eBay#Removal of Chris's eBay]]''' seller account is restricted and all his listings removed, likely due to his poor performance in not shipping items. Two days later, Chris tries to have fans donate directly to him in exchange for items, saying, "I don't need a listing for that."
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST LIVESTREAM
*'''16 June''' - Chris commemorates his [[Bob Chandler|late father]] in a series of [[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial|'''Twitter posts''']], mixed in with pontificating on how [[Chris and religion|all religions are really his doomsday cult in different forms]], and how Bob changed his [[Robertchu|Sonichu form]] to be easier for Chris to draw.
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*'''13 June''' - '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon|In a rant on Twitter]]''' and in the video '''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''', Chris proclaims that [[GodJesus|Christ himself]] is an OC of equal level to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]], and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. In between these retreats to his fantasyland, he '''[[2019 Sales Listings#June|begs for money]]'''. Also, Chris records '''[[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!]]''', in which he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for [[PewDiePie]].
*'''12 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Claims To Be Employed Overseeing Dimensional Merge|tries to justify being unemployed]]''' by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also makes a new post on [[Patreon]], for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
*'''31 May''' - Chris learns that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in [[2004]].
*'''26 May''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
*'''25 May''' - Chris makes a ''long'' thread of tweets about his sleeping methods. He is also [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interviewed]] by YouTuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from ''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball''.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''


<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with '''no more than 7 entries''' being displayed. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source so viewers can read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''
 
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|<!---
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-->[[C-Log 03182026|
 
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
 
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST "REDEMPTION"
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-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''17 April
** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.
* '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.
* '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.
* '''3 April''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'''.
* '''1 April''' - Chris '''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession|posts a "confession" video]]'''.
* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.
 
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>
 
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.
 
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 18:36, 18 April 2026

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It is currently April 2026. It has been...
31
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
24
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

34
day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.