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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
* 1 [[February 2015|February]] - Chris reveals that he was commissioned to do the album artwork for [http://www.leclipsenue.com/ L'Eclipse Nue's newest release, ''"Negative"'']. In typical Chris fashion, he couldn't help but [[Chris and his Ego|scrawl his huge signature across the piece]].
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* 30 [[January 2015|January]] - It's revealed that Chris had started glitter bombing (a practice usually used against politicians who are opposed to [[Homos|same-sex marriage]]) [[Sega]] through the mail, in another desperate attempt to try and reverse [[Sonic Boom|Sonic's arm color]].
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* 25 January: Chris begins begging his white knights to purchase him the [[Lego]] "Grand Emporium" set, which is a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]]. One (unintentionally) snarky comment from William Elliott Waterman, who notes he has none of the parts, gains over 80 likes.
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* 24 January: Chris uploads an ''imgur'' file of said piece.
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* 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on Facebook, [[Autism|"My Mind is a Blank"]]. He rages at the CWCki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and [[stress]] all in the same post. One of Chris's white knights compares our treatment of Chris to how the KKK treats blacks--a comment so ironic, even [[William Elliott Waterman]] was outraged.
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* 21 January: A newer [[voicemail greeting]] is leaked onto YouTube.
* 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on [[eBay]]. Also, Chris discovers that his [[white knight]], Kenneth Englehardt, bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for ''Sonic Boom''. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on the blue-armed bandit, Chris proceeded to rage and shun him out of his group.
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-->[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|


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-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''
 
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''Record Streak: 233 days''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''12 June''' - Chris publishes '''[[FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights]]'''.
* '''5 June'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted in the '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|Mall of Tripla cinema]]''', going to see ''The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]'''
* '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 June''' - [[Prank calls#DPF phonecalls|DPF call with Bob Chandler]] from [[January 2010]].
*'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].
 
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Latest revision as of 16:44, 30 June 2026

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It is currently June 2026. It has been...
25
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
94
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.