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(For the love of God, it was an April Fool's Day joke, fucking remove it.)
 
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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
*2 April 2012: After somehow coming back to life, Chris posts [http://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian#!/notes/christian-weston-chandler/an-open-note/261745487253271 two new] [http://www.facebook.com/notes/christian-weston-chandler/shooting-myself-in-the-foot/260841304010356 notes on Facebook].
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*24 [[February 2012|February]]: [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date‎]], [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild Snorlax appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue‎]], [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter‎]], [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].  
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*24 [[February 2012|February]]: Chris [[Birthday|becomes]] the 30-Year-Old [[Virgin]]. He gets a [[PlayStation Vita]] and hundreds of dollars' worth of games.
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*17 [[February 2012|February]]: [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|CWCville helps]]; Chris plans to raise money for charity by opening a lemonade stand.
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*12 [[February 2012|February]]: Chris' [[Facebook|status updates]] are leaked.
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*13 [[January 2012|January]]: A [[Sega]] [[Chris_in_the_media#Sega_Acknowledges_Sonichu|"Free Stuff Friday" video]] references [[Sonichu]].
*5 [[January 2012|January]]: Chris and Barbara appear at [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] in connection to their attack on  [[the GAMe PLACe]].
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''25 October''' - Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon]]'''.
*'''22 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN]]'''.
*'''18 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal]]'''.
*'''11 October''' - The '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 4‎|fourth part]]''' to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior.
*'''8 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier]]'''.
* '''6 October''' - Chris '''[[October 2024 social media posts#Sonichu 0 HD, page 71|uploads an uncolored page 71]]''' for ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]''.
*'''4 October''' - The '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 3|third part]]''' to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior.


<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]
 
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 15:16, 25 October 2024

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It is currently October 2024. It has been...
33
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.