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'''Enablers''', or '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)''' (as Chris has termed them), are those who encourage Chris's negative behavior and/or self-destructive habits. In Christorical terms, an enabler is a hybrid of a [[white knight]] and [[ween]];they differ from the former in that they don't intend to help Chris out of his bad habits, and they differ from the latter in that they avoid making poor attempts to annoy Chris, instead focusing on ingratiating themselves to him, with various intents, with the invariable effect of furthering his delusions. The term "enabler" was created by Christorians due to the growing epidemic of weens and white-knights that have been using the same technique to reach their goal, to the point where they became almost indistinguishable.  They can be divided into three classes: the first being financial enablers throwing money at Chris, the second being the fantasy enablers endorsing Chris's grandiose delusions and the third doing both.


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The '''self-inflicted taint wound''' (or '''Un-Clit 2.0''') is the result of Chris's attempt to deal with his [[gender dysphoria]] issues using [[magical thinking]]. On the evening of 23 [[July 2016]], following several months of believing that he was magically undergoing sex-reassignment through listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos, Chris sliced his taint open with a knife in an attempt to expedite the transformation. On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced in a Facebook post that he had grown [[China|vaginal labia]] from his hypnosis regimen.


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Pictures revealed by Chris exhibited how badly he was handled what could have evolved into a life-threatening infection: he is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina. Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine – something ''no'' trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He then deleted all related posts in an attempt at damage control. [[Marvin]] confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and people hassled him into ''finally'' admitting that his "labia" was in fact a wound.
 
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The self-inflicted taint wound (or Un-Clit 2.0) is the result of Chris's attempt to deal with his gender dysphoria issues using magical thinking. On the evening of 23 July 2016, following several months of believing that he was magically undergoing sex-reassignment through listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis videos, Chris sliced his taint open with a knife in an attempt to expedite the transformation. On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he had grown vaginal labia from his hypnosis regimen.

Pictures revealed by Chris exhibited how badly he was handled what could have evolved into a life-threatening infection: he is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina. Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine – something no trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He then deleted all related posts in an attempt at damage control. Marvin confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and people hassled him into finally admitting that his "labia" was in fact a wound.

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