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'''Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest''' was a contest [[Jackie]] made for [[Chris]], where he would have to make a new cosplay video for every day of [[October 2010]], and/or share at least one fact about himself and/or his life. Chris would initially refuse to do it, which made her cry, but he would become completely on board after a few rule clarifications. Jackie also clarified that if he succeeded, she would have sex with him. This contest resulted in a huge amount of videos uploaded that month, a quantity has yet to be topped by Chris ever since. It also, barring [[100 2357.MOV|one more video]] uploaded the next month, serves as the last hurrah of the 'classic Chris' era, prior to him coming out as a [[Transgender|tomgirl]]. Jackie came up with the idea immediately after Chris posted [[Song for Jackie.MOV]], possibly seeing the gold mine of content that could come from Chris [[cosplaying]].
'''Introspection''' involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future. Possibly as a result of his [[autism]], which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.


Most of Chris's cosplays are completely [[Facial blindness|bizarre depictions]] of the characters, that no-one would be able to recognize if not told who it was by Chris. Also, while the intent was for Chris to upload a video every day of the month, Chris would often be late and upload videos days later, citing his computer and Internet issues as the result - though other times, he would claim he would upload videos using the Internet at the [[Alderman Library]], but then forget to do so for weeks. Chris also half-assed a lot of the videos made for the contest due to laziness, or having discomfort or unwillingness to do the task he was given (such as rewriting the ending to ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' to show forgiveness towards [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his crew, or simply cleaning his dirty shower); this was despite the potential reward for properly following the rules being him finally no longer being a [[virgin with rage]]. Ultimately, the contest ended with Jackie being too frustrated at Chris to give him some [[china]].
Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]], never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop|police]], [[Manajerks|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.


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Introspection involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future. Possibly as a result of his autism, which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.

Chris believes that he is a blameless, holy creature that is practically perfect in every way. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him stress, never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like trolls, homos, conspiracies or the entire male population. In the past he's faulted the police, store managers, Mary Lee Walsh, and mall security guards for complications during his Love Quest. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

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