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Hi.  I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified.  If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up.  Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)
Hi.  I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified.  If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up.  Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)


==Chris and his psyche==
== Mighty fine work, Lou ==


I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.  
Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Way better than I did.  I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page.  I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him.  Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)


Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
== A new article ==


I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue?  I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)


*Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)


==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
== how do you make a sandbox/subpage? ==
I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
* In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)


Ah.  That makes sense.  Wouldn't be surprised, either.  I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
please?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:14, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*Go to http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:J0haely/Sandbox and create the page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:08, 23 June 2010 (UTC)


== Your thoughts on snorlax ==
== Yo ==


The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying.  I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
Contact me on AIM and/or IRC.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)


The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls.  I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
==LESS THAN THREE==
I HEART YOU DON'T BE SAD! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:00, 12 July 2010 (UTC)


Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
== Removing stuff from other people's talk page ==


Ah well.  We can still troll her via Chris or Bob.  We just need to put the fear into them somehow.  Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up?  Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will).  Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again.  Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe.  We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
Please don't remove stuff from other people's user pages unless it's 1) something you yourself wrote or 2) it's vandalism. If you do it again, I'm afraid I'll have to ban you (temporarily, but still). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 22 July 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry, won't happen again.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:06, 22 July 2011 (PDT)


What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
== Hey ==
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)


They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris.  90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in.  Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough.  You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that.  Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution.  All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too.  If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
You're a faggot. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] 22:07, 19 August 2011 (PDT)


Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
== Joe's Vandalism ==


A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.
Looks like you took care of it real quick. Thanks for that!


Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan.  Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that.  Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
That's an awesome tool you got there. I'm assuming it's an admin tool?


Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
If this should happen again, should users just report it to you?[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:43, 27 September 2011 (PDT)
* Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert.  Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself.  Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Sure, go out and report to the extreme.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:45, 27 September 2011 (PDT)


''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
How exactly do you report a problem like that... I'm not sure.
* I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move?  Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow".  She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* Point taken.  Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough.  I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
*Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)


Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
Also seems to be a spam bot here.... Maybe check it out sir?
 
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Rubi12ponting
*Post it on this page and I'll know about it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:53, 27 September 2011 (PDT)
 
== Social media pages ==
 
Great work on getting the September pages up to speed. I'm wondering how we should deal with content like that at this point. Chris made 57 distinct tweets in one week - if he keeps up that rate for September, the page will end up with over 220 entries, which seems excessive. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:18, 9 September 2017 (UTC)

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Hi. I rolled back your edits on Wild Sonichu because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --Fuckingstupid 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Mighty fine work, Lou

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --Champthom 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--Beat 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( J0haely 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--MoarLurk 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --BreadGod 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --Edward 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

A new article

I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my sandbox. Do you think it's viable? Bill Lumburg 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

  • I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--MoarLurk 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)


how do you make a sandbox/subpage?

please?J0haely 14:14, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Yo

Contact me on AIM and/or IRC.--Champthom 00:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

LESS THAN THREE

I HEART YOU DON'T BE SAD! --Ronichu 11:00, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Removing stuff from other people's talk page

Please don't remove stuff from other people's user pages unless it's 1) something you yourself wrote or 2) it's vandalism. If you do it again, I'm afraid I'll have to ban you (temporarily, but still). --Champthom 21:57, 22 July 2011 (PDT)

  • Sorry, won't happen again.--MoarLurk 22:06, 22 July 2011 (PDT)

Hey

You're a faggot. Meepsheep 22:07, 19 August 2011 (PDT)

Joe's Vandalism

Looks like you took care of it real quick. Thanks for that!

That's an awesome tool you got there. I'm assuming it's an admin tool?

If this should happen again, should users just report it to you?Darkspecteranon 23:43, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

  • Sure, go out and report to the extreme.--MoarLurk 23:45, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

How exactly do you report a problem like that... I'm not sure.

Also seems to be a spam bot here.... Maybe check it out sir?

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Rubi12ponting

  • Post it on this page and I'll know about it.--MoarLurk 23:53, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

Social media pages

Great work on getting the September pages up to speed. I'm wondering how we should deal with content like that at this point. Chris made 57 distinct tweets in one week - if he keeps up that rate for September, the page will end up with over 220 entries, which seems excessive. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 05:18, 9 September 2017 (UTC)

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