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'''Ian Brandon Anderson''' (born '''Issac Brandon Anderson''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a perverse, [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[niggos|racist]], [[Chris and health|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]] "[[autism|high-functioning autistic]]" [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[fail|brilliant]] crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].
[[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[Chris and music#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.


His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] [[Racism|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]."
Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[Chris and music#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.


In mid [[2008]], he became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of TRUE and HONEST fans of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] for his distasteful impersonation of him.
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Chris is a big fan of music; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is not too unconventional. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a Guitar Hero controller is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.

Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the lyrics, melodies, the pitch, and even the instruments used in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with over sixty covers, parodies, and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.

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