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| == Template Testing == | | == About Me == |
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| Testing a template to show that I am STRAIGHT, but I also like [[homo|da homos]].
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| == Zomg I spoke to Chris, Barb and Bob == | | ==== To Do List ==== |
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| Today on a wild impulse I rang Chris' home phone from my mobile.
| | <s>- Finish Mumble 3.</s> |
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| | <s>- Transcribe BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5.</s> |
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| Since it was a sudden impulse I didn't reherse or record the call (fail), but I wrote it down after it happed. It went something like this:
| | - Fully transcribe Mumble 6. This is the biggest task since I'm doing it from scratch. I'm chronicling its shittiness on the talk page. |
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| Bob: Hello?
| | - Check the transcription of Mumble 5. If it's accurate, I'll break it into sections, clean it up a bit and remove the 'I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD' tag. |
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| Simon: Hi, my name is Simon Sasayaki, I'm calling from Australia mate. Is this Christian Weston Chandler?
| | - Finish Mumble 4. |
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| Bob: No, this is Robert Chandler. [Bob sounds very happy and a little curious; he emits a chuckle] So you're calling from Australia, huh? Must be about daybreak there or something?
| | - Far, far too far in the future to predict, but let's say keeping working on the Mumbles. |
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| Simon: It's about 9:00 am here mate.
| | - I'll also see what can be done about these videos. [[CWC%27s_Slideshow]] apparently they are 2+ hours long. Eh, I didn't need that life anyway... |
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| Bob: [Bob laughs again] Well, isn't that something. 9:00. Anyway, Chris is my son, we don't just talk to anyone over the phone these days, is there something I can help you with? What's the purpose of your call?
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| Simon: Ahh, well, [Simon gets flustered here] My sister... My little sister is Sandy Sasayaki, she's a huge fan of Chris' comic. She wants to get in touch with him but she- she sent him a message on Facebook but he hasn't replied yet.
| | - First few minutes of the Alec Benson Leary call 8. |
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| Bob: Well, let me see if I can get Chris' mother on the phone first okay?
| | - Mumble 3 from 47 minutes to 1:47, then from 2:02 to 2:51 (end). |
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| Simon: Sure!
| | - Mumble 6 from 0 minutes to 47 minutes (ongoing). |
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| [muttering and talking in the background]
| | - Transcribed BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5. |
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| Snorlax: Hi!
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| Simon: Hi, this is Simon Sasayaki! How are you?
| | The [[User:Ronichu/AudioMirrorProject|Audio Project.]] DO IT FAGGOTS. |
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| Snorlax: I'm good, I'm good.
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| Simon: Hehe, that's great! I'm calling because my sister, Sandy Sasayaki, is a fan of Chris' comic and wants to get in contact with him, but she's too shy to talk over the phone.
| | All the [[User:MoarLurk|cool kids]] are writing essays, so I guess [[User:Ronichu/Babble|I will too.]] |
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| Snorlax: [Barb sounds suspicious] Okay, *how old* is your sister?
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| Simon: She's twelve.
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| Snorlax: [suddenly perky and happy again] Aww, that's cute. Okay, did you wanna talk to Chris now?
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| Simon: That'd be great!
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| [there is a prolongued delay here of about two minutes, presumably while Barb pries Chris away from his PS3 without the lure of legal china]
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| Chris: [sounding annoyed] Hello?
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| Simon: Hey Chris, this is Simon Sasayaki calling from Australia. I'm calling because my sister, Sandy Sasayaki, tried to get in contact with you over Facebook but you haven't replied yet.
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| Chris: [stress sigh, even more annoyed] Look, I do not have, I do not have a facebook page at this- at this time. The only page I have is at the Cwcipedia- just Google it, okay?
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| Simon: Oh, okay. Um. [I know that only Chris can write anything on the CWCipedia, but Simon doesn't know that] Okay, okay. Yeah- she's nodding, she knows what the CWCipedia is. Uhh, so, how do we- how do we... Use it? To talk to you?
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| Chris: [another stress sigh; Chris just does not seem interested in chatting, unlike both his parents who both seemed positively delightful] Okay, well, just Google for the CWCipedia because that's the only way to get in contact- the only page I have at this time.
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| Simon: Okay mate, we'll do that.
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| Chris: Okay. Have a good day, goodbye. [Chris immediately hangs up]
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| I tried calling Chris' house again but nobody answered. I was all set to record this one too; balls. It was about 5:00pm his time and early in the morning for me. I'll try again this weekend at various times.
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| The purpose of this call is to provide recorded proof that Bob is alive, plus to talk to Chris about why he hasn't updated the CWCipedia yet. I don't know if I'll go with 'I'm glad you took some time off from your comic and took care of your father, but he's okay now, so back to work...' oooooor, 'Sandy is VERY upset over the lack if updates, she might kill herself if more don't come... If she does, I will become the next Clyde Cash!' having two might scare him, but after over a month doing nothing but playing vidya all day he will obviously be too STRESSED to work on his beloved comic for the time being. Plus, I think that the most effective trolling style is the Alec style, where people who like and respect Chris call him out on his many, obvious failings. That said, we always need a villian working against him, lurking in the backgroud, buying gay ads on the CWCipedia...
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| I didn't get banned, but I too got no response from our autistic loser. I think instead of planning things through, some of the more "spontaneous" trolls scared Chris away. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 04:11, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.
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Medal of Merit
This user has done tremendous service to the CWCki and deserves recognition as such.
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Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
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About Me
I do transcripts and junk.
To Do List
- Finish Mumble 3.
- Transcribe BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5.
- Fully transcribe Mumble 6. This is the biggest task since I'm doing it from scratch. I'm chronicling its shittiness on the talk page.
- Check the transcription of Mumble 5. If it's accurate, I'll break it into sections, clean it up a bit and remove the 'I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD' tag.
- Finish Mumble 4.
- Far, far too far in the future to predict, but let's say keeping working on the Mumbles.
- I'll also see what can be done about these videos. CWC's_Slideshow apparently they are 2+ hours long. Eh, I didn't need that life anyway...
Shit I Have Done
- First few minutes of the Alec Benson Leary call 8.
- Mumble 3 from 47 minutes to 1:47, then from 2:02 to 2:51 (end).
- Mumble 6 from 0 minutes to 47 minutes (ongoing).
- Transcribed BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5.
Shit I want others to do
The Audio Project. DO IT FAGGOTS.
One of the cool kids
All the cool kids are writing essays, so I guess I will too.
