Talk:Mumble 6

I'll take a crack at transcribing this one. BubblegumPinkButler 03:41, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

• I'm firing my transcribing lasers! Ronichu 08:41, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Day 1. No sign of land yet. The plan is to do a bit every other night or so until my fragile sanity gives out or I finish. The only thing keeping me going is the soft, soothing voice of the french-speaking female troll who I've named Chantelle because it's a sexy name and this chat needs sexy names. Time mark: 00:12:01 of 1:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately four hours. Holy fucking shit this thing is an hour and a half long, LOOK AT THAT LENGTH GODDAMN. Heart level: 60% Ronichu 16:04, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 2. No sign of land yet. Boring talk about video games I haven't played, making it difficult to transcribe. Sometimes I think I see things- shadowy, incorporeal things out of the corner of my eye, like the dark wisps of sanity physically leaving my body. Chantelle, my darling and love, is almost entirely absent from this particular chat- her presence lingers on in my thoughts, however, as I press onwards towards my goal. The work comes faster now; I believe my body is physically adjusting to the effort while that pleading voice echoing in my mind begging me to turn back seems to be getting quieter and quieter. Time mark: 00:27:17 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately four hours. Do iPhones dream of electric sheep? Heart level: 42%. Ronichu 11:02, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 5. No sign of land yet. Minor corrections are the order of the day today; fixing minor things I felt sure that I'd corrected. Perhaps my admittedly tenuous grip on my sanity is far worse than I had thought? In any event, at least I didn't have to listen to the nails-on-chalkboard that is Chris' voice. It's honestly worse than the word naive, or the name Ian Brandon Anderson. Am I Chris, or am I just transcribing his voice? To tell the truth I can hardly remember anymore. At least my heart level is up. Time mark: 00:27:17 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 10 minutes. If Chris died tomorrow, would you be sad or happy? Heart level: 57%.Ronichu 11:11, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 6. No sign of land yet. Floating, disembodied male members float in and out of my mind's eye. I feel as though I'm drowning in inane babble; I zoned out for what seemed like a few seconds, only to find that I'd transcribed a large body of audio that I honestly don't remember hearing. My gal-pal reports that I mumble (heh- get it?) fragments of the chat in my sleep. Sleep. I feel like I barely sleep anymore- only the transcription matters. Work called, something about not showing up for five days or so. Not that it matters. The nattering of those JERKS doesn't bother me any more. The transcript is all that matters. Time mark: 00:32:54 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 190 minutes. Is it Cogsdev or Cocksdev? Heh. Cock is a funny word. Heart level: 39%.Ronichu 12:03, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 7. No sign of land yet. Kicked out of #sonichu for general faggotry, probably bought on by transcription-related hallucinations. Spent some time fixing up errors; how many trolls are in the chat anyway? Six? Two? Maybe just myself. The words just flow together, forming one large stream-of-consciousness that just washes over me like a wave. Is cake an element? Ck, atomic weight 15.201. I feel like I am not only growing to know and identify the various trolls in the transcript, but also feel in some way I AM them; they and I are the same being, simply existing out of time with each other, all souls bound together in some kind of asynchronous feedback loop that threatens to envelop the space-time continuum and rend it asunder. Chantalle, that HARLOT, has been PURGED from the chat; I AM STRAIGHT DAMNIT! Time mark: 00:32:54 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 30 minutes. This transcript is something to believe in... something to believe in. Heart level: 32%. Ronichu 09:06, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 7, addendum. No sign of land yet. Transcribed another section or so. Those d-damn dirty trolls, always making f- making fun of me. They're just jealous tha- that I was the one who made... the one who made- who created the TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu ba- back in 2000. Or 2001, I can- I can't really remember. Time mark: 00:36:11 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 50 minutes. Damn d-dirty mocking trolls. Heart level: 49%. Ronichu 11:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 8. No sign of land yet. I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS BOAT, and I have sailed it into some Treacherous Waters Indeed. Fortunately, the crew and I were able to Save Ourselves from these foul, tainted waters... we may have HEARD THINGS That Can NEVER BE UNHEARD, but the bottom line is that We Are Safe. Soon the ship will Sail Back To These Waters, and then the transcription can continue. It Must Continue; I feel that this is important to my Sweetheart Search and my quest to no longer be a Virgin With Rage. Time mark: 00:37:40 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 25 minutes. DAMN YOU ASPERCHU! Heart level: 23%. Ronichu 12:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 9. No sign of land yet. Just as I was Getting My Thoughts organised Soundly, something we Autistics have TROUBLE DOING, the ship OF WHICH I AM THE CAPTAIN has sailed back into the Dangerous Waters of Mumble 3. Still, at least SOME headway was made on this work today, with A Small Part being Transcribed. This section was Hard and really Grinds My Gears, since the DAMN AUDIO goes Really Dang Quiet for a bit which really Ticks Me Off. AND ALSO- MY NAME IS NOT RONICHU... BRANDON... SOMETHING! Time mark: 00:42:18 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately an hour and half minutes desu. Why doesn't Cogs love me? Heart level: 11%. -Ronichu 12:49, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

• • DAY 10. No sign of land yet. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ONE FANTASTIC OFFER FOR YOU GUYS. IF YOU TAKE ONE DAY OFF TRANSCRIBING, YOU'LL GET MOST OF THE FOLLOWING DAY ABSOLUTELY FREE! SO MAKE SURE YOU FUCK AROUND AND DON'T DO ANY TRANSCRIBING TODAY, BECAUSE TOMORROW, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE! LIMITED TIME OFFER, JUST E-MAIL GREGG.MAYS@GMAIL.COM.AU FOR ALL YOUR TRANSCRIBING NEEDS! Time mark: 00:42:18 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately zero minutes. Disregard that, I suck cocks. Heart level: 9%. -Ronichu 06:06, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 11. No sign of land yet. ˙ʎɐʍʎuɐ ǝɯ pǝʍo ǝɥs ˙suıɐd ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ uıƃɹıʌ plo ɹɐǝʎ 8ᄅ ɐ ɯɐ ı ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝnp ʇɥƃıɹ sı lǝǝɟ ı ɥɔıɥʍ `dnɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuı pǝʇɐqǝp-ssɐɯ ı ʇı ƃuıʇʇǝƃ dn sɐʍ ı ǝlıɥʍ puɐ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɟo ʞuıɹp ɐ pǝʇuɐʍ ǝɥs ؛ɐup ǝɯos pǝɹɐɥs ǝʍ puɐ ǝsnoɥ ʎɯ oʇ ɹǝʌo ǝɯɐɔ ǝɥs ʎɐpoʇ ʇsnɾ ˙slloɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɹoɟɟǝ ʇsǝq snoıɹǝs ǝɥʇ ǝʇıdsǝp `ƃuıʇɐp llıʇs ǝɹɐ ǝʍ -sǝʎ ɥo ˙ɹǝʍolɟllɐʍ ǝɥʇ `ʇɹɐǝɥʇǝǝʍs ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ sǝɯıʇ ʎxǝs ʎɯ ʇdnɹsıp oʇ ʎɹʇ oɥʍ sʞɹǝɾ ɹǝɥʇo puɐ slloɹʇ snoıɹɐʌ ǝɥʇ pɐǝlsıɯ oʇ ʇdɯǝʇʇɐ llıʍ sıɥʇ ǝdoɥ ı -ʍou ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn sǝıɹʇuǝ ƃol ʎɯ ɟo llɐ ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ʎlpunos ǝʌɐɥ ı Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 120 minutes. SHE IS MINE NOW. Heart level: 7%. -Ronichu 06:45, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 12. No sign of land yet. LOST AT SEA. DAMN THE TROLLS. Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately negative one-hundred-twenty minutes. Why, Megan?! Why?! Heart level: 6%. -Ronichu 07:54, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 13. No sign of land yet. Un-lost. Despite my Greatest Care and most Sincere Remarks the TROLLS DAMN THEM continue to Mock me with the Very Existance of the Most Destestable CWCki that they have. This is Not Something I, Ronichu Weston Chandler, can HONESTLY tolerate- I will Continue my Transcribing Work, which is both Fair and Just, so that my TRUE NATURE can be divined by these FOUL Trolls. Fucking BEAT, he is just so much BETTER than me, and this causes me No End Of Stress. Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately negative one-hundred-twenty minutes. Why, Beat?! Why?! Heart level: 5%. -Ronichu 07:54, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 13, addendum. No sign of land yet. More Transcribing was done today but Due to my Autism I Did Not Write It To The Captain's Log. Time mark: 00:50:38 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 25 minutes. The muscle-bra hides my masculine chest. Heart level: 5%. -Ronichu 09:18, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 14. No sign of land yet. Lost at sea. -Ronichu 08:01, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

• You sound like me When I was deeply entrenched in Mumble 1. I don't know How I finished that beast, and I don't think I'm meant to remember. All I can recall is that at 20:00, I suddenly stopped giving a fuck about making sure all of Chris's stupid sputtering was perfectly preserved.--Beat 14:22, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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I'm yours --YawningSquirtleRedux 07:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

• This road is a Dark One and I must Walk It Alone, but if you could Fix up the occasional frequent spelling and wiki ERRORS made by my GOD DAMN FREAKING AUTISTIC BLOCK (which I am still Suffering with For Real) then I would be Very Grateful since I feel sometimes Mentally Retarded. Also, if you could edit the Wallflower so that she FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME FOR REAL, I would appreciate that. -Ronichu 07:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I'm a little confused. Aren't Hamsty and Cameron the same person, or am I missing something here? Awesome work, by the way.--AdderCress 00:33, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm gonna finish this up

• and then go back and assign the proper names --masta beta alum 23:39, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
  • Let me know if you need help with that, as the article's current form is very confusing. Really, who confused Cameron with Jack Crass?--AdderCress 05:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
  • I transcribed a bunch of this. I had a lot of trouble picking out who was who due to their thick American accents. --Ronichu 02:17, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Yo

I wasn't the one talking about Sonic X and stuff. I was the guy saying Call of Duty isn't gay. --Falsion 16:48, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

Sonic Saturn?

When they're talking about Sonic cartoons, I think they're probably saying "Sonic SatAM" (a nickname for the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon that aired on Saturday mornings) rather than "Sonic Saturn".

McAttack 10:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

Narrative summary

This article needs one, not a list, but a narrative of what happens. --Champthom 20:44, 17 March 2011 (PDT)