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Flipnote Hatena return

So... how many days hours minutes before he's banned? --SeventhBase 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --Xanabit 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- Lunachu 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. Chris_Pickles 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. Chris_Pickles 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --Ronichu 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- Lunachu 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --Ronichu 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• Thanks. -- Lunachu 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing? --Delabonte 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --SeventhBase 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --Ronichu 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--Beat 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --SeventhBase 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

New tweets

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--Hiiro 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Where is Chris?

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts? -Interested bystander 08/10/2010

• Chris is playing ModNation Racers. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. Freecell 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --Bentduck 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

• Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing something really minor that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --Ronichu 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --SeventhBase 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. Interested bystander 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. Open the udder 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

Not a forum crackdown

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans. If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --Champthom 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

• champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie Clydec 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

He has returned

Dry spell officially over? --SeventhBase 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

• That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --SargentPickles 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing atMr.moose 09:26, 27 August 2010

Death of the Beloved PS3

I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?Open the udder 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at regaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --T K 19 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat

What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. Abyssal 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

Rumors and nothing more. --SeventhBase 06:01, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

Speaking of unsubstantiated rumors, I also heard that Chris's PSN is active again. Can anyone confirm? --SeventhBase 06:32, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.

The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.

Any thoughts? --EdtheHedgehog1894 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

He looks almost normal. Interesting... -Captainhowdy 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. Dkaien 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --BreadGod 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. Dkaien 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the Attraction Sign page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --Xanabit 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --BreadGod 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --CaptainCanuck 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

Jerkops wanted

I'm looking for a few new jerkops.

Prereqs:

1) must not be a fag (homosexuals alright, I mean people who are just stupid). 2) must obsessively or at least semi-obsessively monitor the CWCki 3) must have a spine. 4) you must have been editing the CWCki for a while (in other words, I recognize your name).

Being a jerkop will not get you any special privileges. You will not get privy information about Chris. You will not get to troll Chris. You will probably not get any honor or glory. You will however get a userbox.

Contact info on my userpage.--Champthom 17:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

ME ME ME ME ME ME Clydec 18:00, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

• No. Everyone else contact me privately.--Champthom 18:01, 7 September 2010 (PDT)