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[[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px|left|So creative and yet no girlfriend]]
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''', the very creative genius behind [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is a high functioning [[autistic]] male who has a simple goal of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] into a [[sweetheart]] to give birth to a sweet baby girl whom he shall dubly name [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (which has a ring to it and is similar to his own).
Patti was [[CWC| Chris's]] childhood dog who died in [[2006]] of mysterious causes. Chris brought Patti back to life in one of his comics, where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for welfare in [[CWCville| CWCville]].  


Despite being a creative young man who is good and respects the ladies, his life is unfairly tormented by Internet [[trolls]], the most being the notorious [[Clyde Cash]], to whom it is advised to give a swift kick in da bawls to if you ever meet him.
Much like the Flying Dutchman who was cursed to roam the seven seas, only to never return home, Patti is cursed to [[Patti-Chan|wander in CWCville]] as she is not allowed to rest in peace.


 
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Revision as of 00:53, 3 April 2009

You sweet, unlucky dog

Patti was Chris's childhood dog who died in 2006 of mysterious causes. Chris brought Patti back to life in one of his comics, where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for welfare in CWCville.

Much like the Flying Dutchman who was cursed to roam the seven seas, only to never return home, Patti is cursed to wander in CWCville as she is not allowed to rest in peace.

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