It's Raining Men

It's Raining Men is the eighth track from SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD by Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It is a cover of the song "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls, except Chris replaces the word "men" with "dykes," before spending the rest of the song trying to justify his stupid rewording.

Audio

Lyrics

(sounds of Chris fumbling with mic)
(Uncertain) Uh, hi, we are weather people, and we've got news foooor you. Y-you better listen-get ready, all you lonely girls and men, keep those umbrellas at home, alright.

[unintelligible]
Thermometers getting low,
A-a-according to all sources,
The street's a place to go,
'Cause t'night for the... the first time,
Just about half past YIKES!
Forthefirst tiiime in his-to-ry,
Itsgstart raining dyyyyykes!

It's rainin' dyyykes 'aaaaallelujah,
It's rai-ning dykes! ...Amen!
I'm gonna go out... to-oo run-toletmyself get
Absoluuu-lutely soakin' wet!
It's raining dykes, 'Allelujah,
It's raining dykes, every specimen,
(mumbles while fiddling with mic) ..daarg-dark, neat,
Rough and tough and strong and swee-ee-eeeeeet,

God bless Mother Nature,
She's a single womaaaaan too
Knows what she likes? She took off to heaven
'N she did what she had to do.
She got every ange
To rearrange the sky
So each and every woman and--d-gay
Could find [unintelligible] [pause] couldfindaperfectgaaaaal!

It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes, (fumbling with mic) a-Ame-en,
It's raining dykes. (more fumbling) Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes...

(in speaking voice) Raining dykes for tomboy lesbians.

(continues singing) ...Weeather... Movin' iiiin...
...'Bout ta bee-giin...
...Hear thunder, don't youuuu lose-
...Don't you lose your head,
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature,
She's a wom-mannnnn too,
She know what she likes-shet'koff to hea-ven,
She did what she had to do
She got every angel (more fumbling with the mic)
To re-rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman and guy
Could find their perfect gaaal (fumbling stops)

It's raining dykes, yeah.
(More muttering and fumbling. The fumbling continues throughout the track) ...Barometer's getting low...
(stuttering) ...to all sources,
The streeeet's a bu-place to go,
'Causet'night's gonna- ...For the first time,
Just about half past YIKES,
For the first time in historyyyyyyyyyyyy,
It's gonna start rainin' dyyyyyyyyykes,
It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes! 'allemen!
It's rainin' dykes! 'allelujah,
It's rai-nin' dyyykes...

Raining dykes,
It's raining dykes,
Raining dykes,
Raaaaandykes,
Raining dykes, dykes...

(A brief period of Chris just fiddling with the mike, then the song cuts out.)