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Against Chris's worse judgment, Bell likely encouraged Chris to take a plea deal, and in [[July 2012]], Chris and Barb were each handed a fine and a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspended_sentence suspended sentence] of thirty days in jail. As part of the deal, both were responsible for Snyder's medical bills following the incident. According to eyewitness accounts, Bell allegedly referred to Chris as an "adult [[autistic]] child" in the course of the proceedings: while Chris took umbrage at this remark, it was probably the sole factor that granted him leniency in sentencing. | Against Chris's worse judgment, Bell likely encouraged Chris to take a plea deal, and in [[July 2012]], Chris and Barb were each handed a fine and a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspended_sentence suspended sentence] of thirty days in jail. As part of the deal, both were responsible for Snyder's medical bills following the incident. According to eyewitness accounts, Bell allegedly referred to Chris as an "adult [[Autism|autistic]] child" in the course of the proceedings: while Chris took umbrage at this remark, it was probably the sole factor that granted him leniency in sentencing. | ||
Despite getting Chris scot-free in a professional and effective manner, Chris harbors a grudge against Bell for failing to stand up to Snyder in court, apparently failing to realize that even the best lawyer can't convince a jury you are innocent if your guilt is clear enough. In a rambling series of [[Facebook]] posts posted September 2, [[2013]], Chris blamed Rob Bell (as well as [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]) for his latest ban from [[Wal-Mart]], calling him a "major wuss" for failing to work [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|black magic]] that would convince a jury Chris was fully in the clear for nearly running over a manager who rightfully banned an obnoxious manchild from his business. | Despite getting Chris scot-free in a professional and effective manner, Chris harbors a grudge against Bell for failing to stand up to Snyder in court, apparently failing to realize that even the best lawyer can't convince a jury you are innocent if your guilt is clear enough. In a rambling series of [[Facebook]] posts posted September 2, [[2013]], Chris blamed Rob Bell (as well as [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]) for his latest ban from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], calling him a "major wuss" for failing to work [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|black magic]] that would convince a jury Chris was fully in the clear for nearly running over a manager who rightfully banned an obnoxious manchild from his business. | ||
{{quote|Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that [[Michael Snyder|God Damned Manajerk]]!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 2, 2013}} | {{quote|Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that [[Michael Snyder|God Damned Manajerk]]!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 2, 2013}} | ||
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Rob Bell is a member of the Virginia House of Delegates. He served as Chris's defense attorney, hired after the events of 28 October 2011. According to a leaked email, Chris was introduced to Bell by his church.
Background
Bell was hired by Chris to represent him in the aftermath of the October 28 incident. Chris went into trial with the full expectation that his name would be cleared and that he would win glorious victory over his arch-nemesis, Michael Snyder:
| “ | Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd". | ” |
The Trial
Against Chris's worse judgment, Bell likely encouraged Chris to take a plea deal, and in July 2012, Chris and Barb were each handed a fine and a suspended sentence of thirty days in jail. As part of the deal, both were responsible for Snyder's medical bills following the incident. According to eyewitness accounts, Bell allegedly referred to Chris as an "adult autistic child" in the course of the proceedings: while Chris took umbrage at this remark, it was probably the sole factor that granted him leniency in sentencing.
Despite getting Chris scot-free in a professional and effective manner, Chris harbors a grudge against Bell for failing to stand up to Snyder in court, apparently failing to realize that even the best lawyer can't convince a jury you are innocent if your guilt is clear enough. In a rambling series of Facebook posts posted September 2, 2013, Chris blamed Rob Bell (as well as Michael Snyder, Megan Schroeder, and Mary Lee Walsh) for his latest ban from Wal-Mart, calling him a "major wuss" for failing to work black magic that would convince a jury Chris was fully in the clear for nearly running over a manager who rightfully banned an obnoxious manchild from his business.
| “ | Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!! | ” |
| Chris, Facebook, September 2, 2013 | ||