Un-clit

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LOOK AT THAT LINK GODDAMN.

A Karma Houdini at work.

The Un-clit is what Chris calls a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology). He has apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris piercing. His explanation also includes a brief introduction to the sex lives of monkeys.

Barb's opinion on this is currently unknown.

September 18th Facebook Status

Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a public announcement about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now. Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily. I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex". And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time. And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge! I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!! Have a good day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism

Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by concerned Facebook users, Facebook has decided that no part of this status is considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed.

Repiercing the Taint

On 4 December 2014, an update was released on the CWCki Forums that Chris repierced his taint, a short while after it became greatly infected. The new piercing jewelry is apparently gold. Only time will tell when this gets infected too.

I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.

Let's pray that in a month, this one does not go migrating either.

I'm sending caring vibes and love your way! Have a lovely and safe day.

Reality

A reader with a sharper anatomical knowledge than Chris - not a rare breed - will have noticed that he contradicts himself, saying first that it is on his "taint" (perineum) and then where his clitoris would be if he were female. On 6 November 2014, a photo of the piercing was leaked onto the CWCki Forums, revealing that it is pierced just below the scrotum, with the lower end of the bar being in his anal area. This marks the location where Chris evidently believes the clitoris is located. The piercing will also be very susceptible to infection as it heals, as quite apart from Chris's somewhat lax attitude towards cleanliness, piercings in that region often become infected even for people with good hygiene habits.

On 13 November, another photo of Chris's unclit was leaked onto the Reddit subreddit r/cwc, showing that his piercing has become infected.

Not for the faint of heart, or anyone who values their sanity