Keep Sonic Original

Keep Sonic Original was a Facebook page constructed by Chris's friends for his benefit in his holy crusade to force Sega to reverse their decision to give a blue tint to the arms of Sonic the Hedgehog in the new game/TV show Sonic Boom. It had a short lifespan but saw considerable participation by Chris, most of it angry and hostile.

The page is formed

Chris was on a mission to destroy all images in the known universe of blue-armed Sonic. This was a multifaceted protest, involving shouting in public, vandalizing stores, spamming websites, and macing GameStop employees. It also involved Facebook. Originally, Chris used his own Facebook page, CwcvilleGuardian, to proselytize, but eventually saw the wisdom of a separate topical page where outraged fans could gather and do what Chris commanded. The page was founded on 13 November 2014. The manager was Kenneth Englehardt.

Send your complaints here

14 November 2014 Send your Concerns and Protest Notes, Messages and Comments to This, the Official STH Facebook Page! #SonictheHedgehog #SonicBoom #Sega #Nintendo

Sensory overload

14 November 2014 In response to Ryan's post on this page, I totally agree with him on the total colour balance on Sonic, and having blue arms with blue everywhere else on there REALLY IS TOO DAMN MUCH. Seriously, when I see the blue arms on the blue everywhere, I get a sensory overload so bad, that it drives me crazy. I have literally lost a bunch of sleep and peace of mind over the Arm Colour change. And that is more than reflected in my posts and comments between near Every Image of Sonic With the Blue Arms on the official Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Sonic's Arm Colour MUST BE CHANGED BACK NOW!!!

If you ever loved me, you'll do it

In response to an utterly offensive cartoon, Chris responded:

14 November 2014 Remove This Image, PLEASE!!!

Not funny

Another typical male troll posted another unacceptable image, prompting Chris to comment:

15 November 2014 I Disapprove of this image.

Please remove it.

Sonic not dead

15 November 2014 Sonic the Hedgehog is NOT Dead. And any reference in text or image towards such an outlandish statement shall be immediately removed by my associate running the group.

Retail store managers are not exempt

16 November 2014 Now THIS REALLY DISAPPOINTS ME! At the local Target in CVille, they are nearly sold out of the damn Games as well. Not only that, but I ended up in a dispute with Blue Arm Promoters there; the "Security" Janekop, and the Manajerk, Jamie. We ended up in a heated discussion over the Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms, and that they should NOT have stocked the shit games as well. The discussion ended peacefully, but with disgruntled disagreements among us. I encourage everyone in this VA area to look up either of them, and encourage them to SEND THE GAMES BACK TO THE COMPANY, AND BUY BACK THE ONES THEY SOLD AND SHIP THEM BACK AS WELL! Do That EVERYWHERE ELSE that is selling the Damn Games as well!

Chris is kicked out

On 29 November 2014, Chris went too far, and promoted violence and threats of death while raging at Sega. Even his friends felt he went way too far with his hate, so this caused him to get kicked out of the group forever. Englehardt initially planned to shut down the entire group, but it was hijacked by others and continued into the new year. (?)

This pushed Chris, the negotiating extraordinaire he is, to create a new Facebook page, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!, which itself was eventually hacked by weens, trolls and other jokesters after the 26 December 2014 incident, who eventually began posting nothing but pictures of Sonic's blue arms, as well as other things mocking Chris.