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Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the [[United States]] for short periods of time. However, for various reasons he has lived in five different homes over the course of his life, in two different parts of the state. He has also spent time in three jails and a mental hospital, and he may currently be living in a group home.
'''Jack Thaddeus''' (often mispelled as '''Jack Thaddius''' by Chris), also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PlayStation Network|PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[Homos|gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.


Chris was born in a [[Charlottesville]] hospital and spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town on the outskirts of Charlottesville which is mainly inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During his middle and high school years ([[1993]]-[[2000]]), he lived in a less bumfuck suburban area 77 miles (125 km) away, just outside the city of Richmond in Chesterfield County. His family decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school in 2000.
During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.


In [[August 2021]], Chris was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] at a facility in {{w|Orange County, Virginia|Orange County}}, as Greene County (where Ruckersville is located) does not have a jail of its own. In [[February 2022]] he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton}} to be made competent to stand trial. In [[May 2022]] he was returned to the jail. In [[March 2023]] he was released. His current whereabouts are unknown, although he has been spotted in Chesterfield County several times in [[May 2023]], suggesting he may once again be living in that county.
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Revision as of 23:35, 5 November 2023

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Jack Thaddeus (often mispelled as Jack Thaddius by Chris), also known as CrassCrab (born 12 August 1985) is a troll responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's PSN account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing gay ads on the CWCipedia, which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.

During the Calling Out Saga, Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was Ahuviya Rotem Harel, also known as ADF-fuensalida, a transgender communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.

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