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Chris claims that his [[heterochromia]] resulted from medication he took to treat conjunctivitis (pink-eye) as a teenager. As can clearly be seen in this photograph of a pre-adolescent Chris, his eyes were two different colors at that point. | Chris claims that his [[heterochromia]] resulted from medication he took to treat conjunctivitis (pink-eye) as a teenager. As can clearly be seen in this photograph of a pre-adolescent Chris, his eyes were two different colors at that point. | ||
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Revision as of 08:46, 11 May 2009
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Chris, not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently lie to save face.
In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the trolls. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond).
In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a rule 34 of Megan).
This list serves to document all of Chris's falsehoods.
Chris's Lies
Chris claims that his heterochromia resulted from medication he took to treat conjunctivitis (pink-eye) as a teenager. As can clearly be seen in this photograph of a pre-adolescent Chris, his eyes were two different colors at that point.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Chloe
Created to save face from Blanca breakup, possibly to outwit any wouldbe trolls from trying to take Blanca's place).
How?
Redmond Trip
How?
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