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[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlty".]]
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|200px|The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlty".]]


[[Image:Thurston-howell.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Howells recoil in horror at the sight of Chris's drawing of them.]]
[[Image:Thurston-howell.jpg|thumb|200px|The Howells recoil in horror at the sight of Chris's drawing of them.]]


In [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].  In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name.  Since no [[anime]] or [[Family Guy]] characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found Thurston and Lovey Howell, the elitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series "Gilligan's Island". Appearing outside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island.  Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointles exercise, as Chris has already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[Youtube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]].   
In [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].  In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name.  Since no [[anime]] or [[Family Guy]] characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found '''Thurston Howell III''' and '''Lovey Howell''', the elitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series "Gilligan's Island".  
 
Appearing outside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island.  Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointles exercise, as Chris has already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[YouTube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]].   


<div style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink;"><font color="red">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</font></div>
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[[Category: Sonichu]] [[Category: Characters]] [[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Revision as of 01:48, 1 September 2009

The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlty".
The Howells recoil in horror at the sight of Chris's drawing of them.

In Sonichu #8, Christian Weston Chandler sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis Jason Kendrick Howell with a scathing parody of Encyclopedia Dramatica. In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name. Since no anime or Family Guy characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found Thurston Howell III and Lovey Howell, the elitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series "Gilligan's Island".

Appearing outside the 4-cent_garbage.com building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island. Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointles exercise, as Chris has already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his website, YouTube videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in 2008.

GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!
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