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[[Image:Suffragette.jpg|thumb|Sir Isaacs Justifies Violence? Who could have such horrible objections to a woman's right to [[Hanky-Panky]]?]]
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'''''Mary Poppins''''' is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the [[Blanca E-mails|favorite]] film of perverse, demented internet-cyst [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual [[random access humor|context-eschewing style]]. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the 'Votes for Women' segment from the song ''Step In Time'' into his twisted [[Women's Rights|womens' rights]] propaganda, as well as bastardized the ''Jolly Holiday'' song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by.
'''''Mary Poppins''''' is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the [[Blanca E-mails|favorite]] film of perverse, demented internet-cyst [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual [[random access humor|context-eschewing style]]. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the "Votes for Women" segment from the song ''Step In Time'' into his twisted [[Women's Rights]] propaganda, as well as bastardized the ''Jolly Holiday'' song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by.


His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20th-century England (1901-1910, King Edward VII is mentioned as being currently on the throne), women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, "Sister Suffragette," during which she mentions Emmeline Pankhurst being arrested (again), placing the film in 1909, the second time she was arrested.  
His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20th-century England (1901-1910, King Edward VII is mentioned as being currently on the throne), women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, "Sister Suffragette," during which she mentions Emmeline Pankhurst being arrested (again), placing the film in 1909, the second time she was arrested.  

Revision as of 17:01, 20 March 2010

Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.
Sir Isaacs Justifies Violence? Who could have such horrible objections to a woman's right to Hanky-Panky?

Mary Poppins is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the favorite film of perverse, demented internet-cyst Christian Weston Chandler. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual context-eschewing style. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the "Votes for Women" segment from the song Step In Time into his twisted Women's Rights propaganda, as well as bastardized the Jolly Holiday song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by.

His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20th-century England (1901-1910, King Edward VII is mentioned as being currently on the throne), women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, "Sister Suffragette," during which she mentions Emmeline Pankhurst being arrested (again), placing the film in 1909, the second time she was arrested.

Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.

How wrong he was.

But Thank God and Jesus, my Guardian Angel from the other side of the world found me. She, a Good, Loyal, Honest Sonichu & Rosechu fan, got my YouTube and Facebook accounts for me, and, she was a real big help and the "Spoon full of sugar" I needed to "help the medicine go down"
Chris, pissing off God and Walt Disney at the same time

Mary Poppins in the Comic

In Episode 17, Rosechu breaks into the "Votes For Women" segment of the song Step In Time.

In Episode 20, Sonichu references Mary Poppins directly, but as he forgets to use a verb, it sounds less like a proposal for a nice evening with the family and more like pedofork/guro horror. ("Let's [...] head home for dinner and "Mary Poppins" with our children!").

In Sonichu 11, Sonichu uses Mary Poppins's "Chim Chim Cheroo" magic trick to fly up the chimney.