CWCki:Community Portal

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Since I've been gone

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --Champthom 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --Edward 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
• Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. Thelieisacake 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
• Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --Edward 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
  • I removed my "retarded babbling". --16BitAlex 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
    • Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--Star Platinum 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
• Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. Griffintown 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

• Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--Beat 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

beat said it best. --Jump 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Long time, no see

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --SniperFire16 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. Bill Lumburg 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

16bitfaggot B& BryanBash

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--Wintermute 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --Ronichu 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

• 16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--Beat 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. Bill Lumburg 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
    • My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. Thelieisacake 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
      • What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--Beat 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
        • Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. Thelieisacake 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
          • Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. Sully 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
            • I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --Edward 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Times Square Billboard Images

Where on the cwcki can I view them? BigDipper 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)

• They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 Irenicus 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Ok...

You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --Edward 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

• Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-trombonista 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
• And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-trombonista 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
  • I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --Edward 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

• The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--Beat 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Contact Info

I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --manwithoutabody 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --Ronichu 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

I MAD

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the homos article? Does Sweetheart need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --Jump 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but we have a fan video template. Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. Bill Lumburg 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

• Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --Jump 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

• I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. Thelieisacake 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

• I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --Champthom 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Why I've banned 16BitAlex

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --Champthom 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

• I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --Edward 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
• I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will finally die down. Bill Lumburg 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
• Champ, you are hot. I want you. --Ronichu 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
• Me too! --Edward 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
• This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--Beat 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
• I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --Delabonte 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
• Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. Freecell 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--Star Platinum 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

• Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.J0haely 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
• To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

• Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--Champthom 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

• Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --Edward 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris may be eligible for fraud charges

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              (434) 295-1144      end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.

• For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--trombonista 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

• We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--Beat 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

• Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--MoarLurk 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

• Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--Xanandar 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Short answer: either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

Long answer: Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-attorney at lol

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. Griffintown 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Attention all jerkops

Any user who interferes with JenkinsJinkies is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--Champthom 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

changes i'd like to see

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is extremely related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --Cogsdev 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

MIA Asperpedian

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. Bill Lumburg 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Is it possible to have this screen name deleted?

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. JamieTyler 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Favorite Troll Userboxes?

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) Woohah Master 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

• I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --Edward 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too Woohah Master 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? Bill Lumburg 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --Paperback 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? Woohah Master 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

IBA fucking geneva

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". Griffintown 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

• Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--Champthom 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

• I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) Griffintown 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-Kei 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh god damn. The name of his new account is harassment itself. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

• BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --Edward 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Account list:

• IBAgeneva (banned)
• JerryMathers (banned)
• Goyslayer (banned)
• Juanbrujo (banned)
• Pfaggot (banned)
• Herpdederp (banned)
• Derpaherp (banned)
• Greatjollynegro (banned)
• Uhuru (banned)
• Meenween (banned)
• Mrjoo
• Lawltiger (banned)
• Pewbmonster

Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. Bill Lumburg 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --Uhuru 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-Kei 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --Mrjoo 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

• Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -Kei 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--Pewbmonster 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?J0haely 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know Pfargtl9000 is a little kid. --Niggomalema 21:16, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Will there ever be an end to this? Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)