Talk:Matthew Nobles call

This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from Megan, Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--Champthom 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --Eniggy 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

What are you talking about? --Anaconda 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --Eniggy 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. Sully 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
  • It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --TubularMonkey 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
    • I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --SeventhBase 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
    • Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --SargentPickles 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - Captainhowdy 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• Snorlaxicus Maximus. --TubularMonkey 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
  • Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - Captainhowdy 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
    • This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. Notslowpoke 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
      • ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by ShotgunJones 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.

I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --Espanolic 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --Ronichu 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --RTBHBX 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --RTBHBX 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--Xavier orona 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --Xavier orona 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• • Actually, I've listened to it, and it really does sound like he's saying Nobles. - CypherFDP 02:58, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

File format

Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. Ganondorfdude11 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• Use VLC, dude.--Champthom 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Best Buy/Bank incident

Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. KarryLing 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --BreadGod 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--Xavier orona 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan being his own spend-spreeing self. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --SeventhBase 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Either way, if trolls actually did it or Chris did it and is now lying about it, someone could get in some serious trouble for credit card fraud. If it is indeed Chris' doing, this could get good. KarryLing 01:36, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

Well, if it is Chris' own fault (which *is* the most probable scenario), it's not fraud- if somehow he did commit fraud, it'd be entirely on accident, I'm sure. Lying to your parents about your massive debt; dumb as all fuck (read: par for course), but not illegal. Chris stealing his parents cards; that IS fraud, but the only way that'd get taken to court is if Bob and Snorlax themselves somehow decided to kick Chris out and sue him. As fucking awesome as that'd be, not a chance in hell. --Xavier orona 02:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris just spent too much money and blamed those DAMN DIRTY TROLLS--Monkeytacoz 07:48, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

Follow up call?

I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:

"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"

It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-Beemunk 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• "It's all a plot by the GAMe PLACe in league with the Greene County School District to persecute our son for being autistic. The Jews and gays are sent by them to harass Christian just for being the understanding, God-fearing, well-adjusted, mature young man we raised him to be. There's also some connection to the hispanics and blacks to keep him from getting a job and taking away all the white women keeping him from his true love."--PhilRaptor 23:29, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

• Could be worse: Bob and Chris could know the word "Sheeple."--Xavier orona 00:57, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

• Worse yet, Bob could know people in the Tea Party. --Caboose -1 09:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

You do realize...

That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --Caboose -1 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the Rollin' and Trollin' cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of Magical Man Potion are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --SeventhBase 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --Straw 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Letter

What sort of letter would Bob want to be sent? Chris steals troll-related mail and Bob is already talking to the (supposed) Game Place employee on the phone, so what sense does it make to want a letter? --Straw 23:49, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Bob doesn't know that Chris steals the troll mail.--MoarLurk 00:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

Too bad we do not know the mechnics of how exactly. Like does Bob or Snorlax actually get the mail out of the box, or does Chris do it? If maybe Bob would see stuff on a postcard before Chris got to it.--Xavier orona 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

Well, if they receive a large number of postcards/letters over one day or a week containing information they may not know (house tour still being online and whatever else people can think of), they would have a better chance of seeing something or Chris getting freaked out at all these letters coming in from around the country. --Straw 03:53, 16 August 2010 (PDT)