User talk:Freecell

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Once again, welcome to CWCki!

New name. Didn't like the old one. Freecell 18:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Added a welcome template because I've never gotten one and I'm jealous.

Hey...

I hope this is how to use the message system? haha, if not, feel free to delete it. Anyway, sorry about that dude, I've never actually signed up for a wiki account before, ever. I was just glancing down and saw some transcript text that was wrong, and thought I would correct it. So anyway, my bad, and I'll be sure to take advantage of that preview button next time.

Alright so...

I keep hearing about how Chris cut his Medallion up in little pieces and shoved it up his ass... wtf, he really didn't do this did he? Does video or picture proof exist? I've seen him TALK about it with that Max guy, but that was all audio wasn't it? He could have easily just faked the whole thing. If he REALLY did do it, he's so god damn stupid.

Long time no see, old friend.

Hey, just wanted to say hello again since it's been a while, I remember you were the one who was 'keeping an eye on me' when I first came here, thought it would be nice to give you a smile and a warm hello.

But, to business, I also wanted to let you know that you were right about George, as posted in Eniggy's usertalk. He appears to be a 16 year old who lives near Chris, and until further notice, an actual fan with some of Chris's tendancies. As well as a stare that almost rivals Chris in creepiness. Not sure what to do with him from here, but at the very least, I wanted to let you know about it.

Good tidings to you, and hope to see you again soon.

Msummers 14:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Hey there, wanted to let you know that I sent you an email to your 'undercover newfag account'. It's one that Eniggy forwarded to me, wanted your expert opinion on it before I or anyone else tried making an article of it. Or editing any other articles with it.

You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but either way, thought it would be nice to ask.

Thank you for reading my silliness, and see you soon. Msummers 20:08, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

THE CWCKI FORUM

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE! Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle 13:43, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

Not A Forum

Don't get cocky, especially not with Cogs. Asking about which account he uploaded a video on is actually related to the article's content - and in this case, knowing trolls leaked the video is important in order to use the right templates etc. The idea of "Not A Forum" is to reduce the number of blog-length posts by people speculating about Chris and other crap. --Anonymax 15:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

Oh and leave talk page message removal to the Jerkops - otherwise it's vandalism. --Anonymax 15:24, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

lol i trol u Freecell 16:11, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

get the fuck out --Cogsdev 16:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

Userboxes

They're not perfect as they are user-contributed things which don't actually matter. Also if people have the userbox category on their userpage, it usually means they subst'd the userbox templates - which we actively discourage and fix. --Anonymax 06:14, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

Holding a pen

I didn't realize the redundancy with "drawing". But then again, it DOES affect his handwriting... and it is one of the main reasons why he sucks at drawing. But if you see no other reason, go ahead and remove it. --SeventhBase 17:50, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

Excuse me, what are you doing?

"Derp. Just because he can't identify a fake (which he can't do EVER, even with Sony/Nintendo, his BFF companies) doesn't mean he is/isn't a fan. It has nothing to do with the section." You don't get the point here bro. It isn't about him not recognising the letter, it's about him not knowing who Paul McCartney is. The fact that he answered the letter the way he did is a very good indication that Chris didn't know who Paul McCartney was at that moment, and therefore wasn't a Beatles fan. Therefore it is very relevant to the article. I just edited the line to make this more clear, I guess it wasn't, but don't revert it again without consulting me first, ok? Also, don't talk condescending to me. You don't want to turn this into a personal thing. RachmaninovDESU 05:49, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

• Ok, good work bro. RachmaninovDESU 10:39, 16 October 2010 (PDT)

Failure

Pretty sure the list of things Chris fails at should be comprised of things we have clear evidence of him failing at - rather than requiring more than one way to prove he fails at it consistently. Pull-ups is probably one of most suitable additions to that list in a long time. --Anonymax 09:30, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

Question

Freecell, would you like to be my mentor here? I have taken a liking to you, and since I am rather new to this wikia stuff it would seem that you can help me out the most. Any advice that you can give to me before I make another error would be great. :D Thanks, The Brave 14:52, 30 November 2010 (PST)

*ahem*

What you seemed to not recognise is those lines were impersonating Jackie. ie; She would.

Re: Deleted Post

No need to apologize. It wasn't showing up and the offending article was deleted, so nothing of value was lost.--trombonista 19:35, 23 December 2010 (PST)

Regarding SecretWeapon

I included the "rage quote" in order to put emphasis on what he was saying, since his laugh is very loud. It might be better that it isn't in there, though; it admittedly screwed up the formatting. Just wanted to clear that up.--KingClark 3:28, 3 January 2011 (Central Time)

Hey

Sorry for the shitty piping, I'll make sure to make them more relevant/appropriate.Masterofpirates 13:07, 5 January 2011 (PST)

Hey part Deux

Who the fuck are you? Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle

stop vandalizing my user talk page

you faggot FetusEater23, who can't sign posts and is banned.