User:LAG4U

Yo what up?

Who am I?

I am LAG4U. My intention for following Chris is purely for laughs, thrills, and feeling so much better about myself. I was raised to believe that I was a purebred Mexican, but I found out I am 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 English, and 1/4 Native American (Comanche (or as Chris would call it, Comanchian)), which would really make me 1/2 White, and 1/2 American. I live in Texas currently, but I have plans on moving to either Anchorage or Fairbanks.

What am I doing here?

I like this wiki because of how official and serious everything seems. At first, I thought it would just be another re-incarnation of the ED page, but there's a lot more to this site. I especially like to keep tabs on Chris by reading Da Update.

How did I find Chris?

One fateful December day back in 2007, I was reading some ED articles with my brother (I was new to ED at the time, and my brother was showing me some funny and disturbing articles). So, when we got bored I pressed the random page button. It lead me to this abomination. At first, I was stunned by the sheer amount of toys he had in the room for a grown man. But then, I read on and discovered how amazing he was. And not in a good way. He was such a failure at life, I didn't really know if I could go back to just making fun of anybody. It had to be Chris. He reigned supreme over all the lulz cows ED had to offer. And so the story continues.

What the fuck does LAG4U even mean?

It's an acronym. Lolz Are Good 4 yoU. It should by LAG4Y, but that wouldn't make any sense. Anyways, this is my internet handle on basically every website I use. With the exception of my e-mail, of course.

What's with all the "lulzy" edits?

I, being Native American, am very offended by Chris. First he takes my land, then he takes my culture and stomps it to pieces (even though my culture was ruined as soon as I tried McDonalds). My first response of course is to try to defame him every chance I can. So yeah, this is pretty much the reason for everything.

Alright bro, let's have some info

Well on the internet, I'm a disturbing, cold-hearted troll. But IRL, I'm a typical man. I like cars, hockey, anything with meat, NASCAR(yes, I'm a redneck), Rock & Roll and all other types of music, and of course guns. I don't have a "career" yet, but I plan on being either a construction worker, demolition worker, truck driver, or auto mechanic. Yeah I have really low expectations for myself. Also, I love dogs because they are kawaii ^___^

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Native American This user is Native American and finds Chris's portrayal of the race offensive.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Skittles This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3

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