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'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.''' (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]]; his nickname, "The [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.
'''Nathanael Greene Elementary School''' is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Stanardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192-acre (78-ha) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole town)<!-- I think we could use a better example here -->, which basically consists of a highway intersection. The school is named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene."


While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]]. This is due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in his life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.
[[Bob]] pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by [[Bruce Johnson|the principal]] and members of the staff.


Much of the information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.
Chris has also claimed that his time at Nathanael Greene inspired and justifies his hatred for [[homos]], since [[Bruce Johnson|the principal]] who allegedly assaulted him was supposedly gay. If this sounds a little odd to you, well, we're just getting started.


Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff. Bob is presumably spending the afterlife in [[Chris and Religion|that great Klan rally in the sky]] - cutting down the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] of other blessed souls, but also taking the time to haunt the [[Dreams|dreams]] of Chris's [[Trolls|enemies]], aided by his [[Patti|dead hell hound.]]
Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to take Chris out of mainstream schools, Bob and Chris moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].




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Nathanael Greene Elementary School is an elementary school in Stanardsville, Virginia, a 192-acre (78-ha) town (to put that in perspective, this community college is about the same size as the whole town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. The school is named for the Revolutionary War hero Nathanael Greene. Chris attended fourth-grade classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathaniel Greene."

Bob pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by the principal and members of the staff.

Chris has also claimed that his time at Nathanael Greene inspired and justifies his hatred for homos, since the principal who allegedly assaulted him was supposedly gay. If this sounds a little odd to you, well, we're just getting started.

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to Greene County court. After the school board threatened to take Chris out of mainstream schools, Bob and Chris moved to Chesterfield County.


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