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Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. | Chris's <strike>current</strike> former TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. | ||
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio. | Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of [[Molvania]] (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio. | ||
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. | Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. | ||
Revision as of 05:52, 7 March 2009
BlueSpike (AKA LeonSpike) is a 13 year old boy who trolled Chris through two identities, one of which was a new "sweetheart."
When he trolled Chris, BlueSpike used 2 aliases, first "Julie" and later her so-called brother "Max."
On 3 March 2009, he revealed he was both Julie and Max.
On 5 March 2009, a whole troll war on ED broke out with split decisions on BlueSpike's actions with Chris. Had he gone to far and broke the law, or was he himself being used as bait to troll Chris from Clyde Cash?
The trolling did produce lulz such as Chris admitting he tried the anal beads and the butt-dildo [1], the sex tape where he fucks the blowup doll [2], how some gay people made a float dedicated to Chris in college, how Chris hates negros, Chinese, and Japanese [3], and other stuff. However, the fact is most of the tolling involved BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, disgustingly listening to the guy fap [4][5]. As BlueSpike was completely in control of Chris, he could have done something else, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality.
Aliases
Julie
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
| Chris on Julie | ||
| “ | JOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAY | ” |
| Chris professing his love for Julie while orgasming | ||
Chris's current former TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left Panda due to her Hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash.
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio.
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie as that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy (for Chris, at least).
On 26 February 2009, Chris took an epic journey to Cleveland, Ohio to rescue Julie from her brother Max. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
On 03 March 2009, Julie finally revealed that she was Max and really a 13 year old boy. His response was "I feel terrible."
Max
The evil, mysterious brother of Chris's sweetheart, Julie. Little is known about this mastermind.
Not much is known about Max, other than he held Julie against her will, and Chris travelled to Ohio in a bid to rescue her, but failed miserably...
Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War
| “ | If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. "hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!". "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there? | ” |
| Wit, ED Syope | ||
On 5 March 2009, all war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan ED discussion page, on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, on whether he was a hypocrite, or mearly a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into further trolling lulz.
Suffice to say a combination of outrage and troll remorse, turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.