Difference between revisions of "Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt"
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Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting) | |||
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| | | Unemployed | ||
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'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', | '''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', unaffectionately known among trolls by the portmanteau '''Kengle''', is Chris's primary ass-kisser on [[Facebook]]. As a fat, autistic, inept, middle-aged, unemployed accountant with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him. | ||
Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (the other being [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#True_fan|"Sonichuizcool"]]). | |||
== Relationship with Chris == | == Relationship with Chris == | ||
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]] - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him, these are overshadowed by the praise he heaps on him for heroic acts such as sculpting a medallion, having an opinion on a video game, and breathing in and out. | |||
Alas, these affections for Chris go unrequited. Kengle posts on every one of Chris' status updates, usually offering some inane comment. These posts are almost always ignored by Chris. Kengle once tried to host an anti-bullying website, hoping to cash in on Chris's [[Sonic Boom]] protests - the prize being recognition from Chris. [[Sonichu.net#spergweb.com/SonichuOnline (November 2014)|That went about as well as you'd expect:]] Chris immediately dismissed Kengle's forum and fan-site without so much as a cursory glance. | |||
[[ | Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris'[[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen,'' which is vaguely reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations, which Chris does not approve of. [[Parody|Ironically]], Kengle justifies his comic as a parody. | ||
== Relationship with Chris's trolls == | == Relationship with Chris's trolls == | ||
Kengle was banned from the [[CWCKi Forums]] because he does not seem to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Nonetheless, Kengle's thread on the forum has ballooned to 120+ pages and counting. | |||
In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying. | |||
Revision as of 22:43, 30 April 2015
| Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | |
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| Kengle | |
| Full Name | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt |
| Nickname | Kengle |
| Religion | Muslim |
| Age | 56 |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Education | DeKalb Technical College (AAS, accounting)
Kennesaw State University (BBA, accounting) |
| Occupation(s) | Unemployed |
Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, unaffectionately known among trolls by the portmanteau Kengle, is Chris's primary ass-kisser on Facebook. As a fat, autistic, inept, middle-aged, unemployed accountant with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.
Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of Sonichu during the comic's run (the other being "Sonichuizcool").
Relationship with Chris
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely True and Honest - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him, these are overshadowed by the praise he heaps on him for heroic acts such as sculpting a medallion, having an opinion on a video game, and breathing in and out.
Alas, these affections for Chris go unrequited. Kengle posts on every one of Chris' status updates, usually offering some inane comment. These posts are almost always ignored by Chris. Kengle once tried to host an anti-bullying website, hoping to cash in on Chris's Sonic Boom protests - the prize being recognition from Chris. That went about as well as you'd expect: Chris immediately dismissed Kengle's forum and fan-site without so much as a cursory glance.
Kengle has also bought several of Chris' eBay items, and sent him some sardines after Chris'house burned down. Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre Sonichu fan comic Sonichen, which is vaguely reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations, which Chris does not approve of. Ironically, Kengle justifies his comic as a parody.
Relationship with Chris's trolls
Kengle was banned from the CWCKi Forums because he does not seem to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Nonetheless, Kengle's thread on the forum has ballooned to 120+ pages and counting.
In many ways, Kengle is the Rosechu to Chris's Sonichu; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.