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==Hey Guys! What's da update?==
==Hey Guys! What's da update?==
===February 10, 2009===
*Chris cleans up his room to honor a promise he made to [[Clyde Cash]].  Also, Chris finally exposes the [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] impostors as frauds.  In reaction to his discovery, the rest of the world population was reported as saying "Well, <i>duh</i>." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ruzvV9XWc] 


===February 6, 2009===
===February 6, 2009===

Revision as of 22:51, 11 February 2009

Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of Sonichu 7. As Chris's fans have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."

Hey Guys! What's da update?

February 10, 2009

  • Chris cleans up his room to honor a promise he made to Clyde Cash. Also, Chris finally exposes the Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé impostors as frauds. In reaction to his discovery, the rest of the world population was reported as saying "Well, duh." [1]

February 6, 2009

  • In a stunning correction of the previous video, Chris reveals that he was coerced by Clyde Cash into saying he was gay. Clyde had threatened to kill Chris's gal-pal unless he "came out of the closet" and destroyed his vibrator. Ironically, this video caused many to learn for the first time that Chris owned a vibrator in the first place, cementing public opinion that Chris is ridiculously gay. [2]

February 5, 2009

  • Christian reveals that he's gay [3]