Difference between revisions of "Anne Boleyn"
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{{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestrial traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, Anne Boleyn, who was the uh, one of H-Henry VIII's...King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I.|Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007}} | {{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestrial traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, Anne Boleyn, who was the uh, one of H-Henry VIII's...King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I.|Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007}} | ||
[[Anne Boleyn]] ( | [[Anne Boleyn]] (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendent of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was on the Mayflower. Chris deduces from this that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother) and the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577).<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> | ||
Apparently, Chris looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This suggests that Chris made it up himself without being told by his mother. | Apparently, Chris looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This suggests that Chris made it up himself without being told by his mother. | ||
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Aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Ann Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is not possible Chris could be descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous [[virgin with rage]]. Luckily YouTube wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion_Square_Mall | Ye Olde shoppes]] with [[Attraction Sign | idiotic signs]]. | Aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Ann Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is not possible Chris could be descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous [[virgin with rage]]. Luckily YouTube wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion_Square_Mall | Ye Olde shoppes]] with [[Attraction Sign | idiotic signs]]. | ||
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Revision as of 05:30, 4 May 2009
| “ | As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestrial traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, Anne Boleyn, who was the uh, one of H-Henry VIII's...King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I. | ” |
| Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 | ||
Anne Boleyn (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. Chris claims to be a descendent of her from his mother's side of the family, via Daniel Weston who was on the Mayflower. Chris deduces from this that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother) and the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577).[1]
Apparently, Chris looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on Wikipedia to find a link between them.[2] This suggests that Chris made it up himself without being told by his mother.
Not possible
Aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Ann Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is not possible Chris could be descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous virgin with rage. Luckily YouTube wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the Ye Olde shoppes with idiotic signs.