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'''Jessica Quinn''' was a [[white knight]], turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's [[sweetheart]] from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]] after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 [[October 2017]], after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]] until the second breakup. Afterwards, she tried to get back on his good side, in an apparent attempt to troll him again, but was thwarted by the [[Idea Guys]], who were in the midst of wreaking their own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.
'''Lesbian Sex Audition''' is a [[YouTube]] video uploaded by Chris (as '''IMG 3207''') on 31 [[May 2016]], in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "[[Obesity|a good workout]]" and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is "five, seven inches long".


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Revision as of 15:41, 29 April 2025

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Lesbian Sex Audition is a YouTube video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long".

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