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* His [[Financhu Crisis|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref> | * His [[Financhu Crisis|fiscal irresponsibility]] is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.<ref>[[Apologies for offending people]]</ref> | ||
* | * [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Regularly shitting your pants]] doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref> | ||
* Being forbidden from donating blood because of possible imbalances from hormone replacement therapy is "Outright Bogus" because "NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels".<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Barred from donating blood]]</ref> | |||
* Sperm banks rejecting people for their [[Chris and health|poor health]] is bad since "There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA".<ref>[[November 2014 Facebook Posts#The Autism-Discriminating Sperm Bank]]</ref> | |||
(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.<!-- I'm putting this comment in so everyone, no matter how autistic, can tell it's a joke -->) | (I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.<!-- I'm putting this comment in so everyone, no matter how autistic, can tell it's a joke -->) | ||
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Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own | Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own | ||
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Chris holds philosophical views that are inconsistent and incoherent.
Impossibility of perfection
One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong.
Rather than let 'perfect' be the enemy of 'good', he lets 'imperfect' be the enemy of 'decent' when 'decent' is something he falls short of.
- His fiscal irresponsibility is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.[1]
- Regularly shitting your pants doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".[2]
- Being forbidden from donating blood because of possible imbalances from hormone replacement therapy is "Outright Bogus" because "NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels".[3]
- Sperm banks rejecting people for their poor health is bad since "There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA".[4]
(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related.)
Solipsism
Chris's egotism is readily apparent (humble, sane people tend to not believe that they are deities)
Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own